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I drive on California's roads 3/4 of my week. I've seen a lot of things that make me crazy.
In Los Angeles signaling a turn/lane change translates to other drivers as:
"I plan to get into YOUR lane, ahead of YOU, and it should be seen as a sign that I think I am just more important than YOU, so it would probably be best for all of us - and especially YOU - if you would speed up and block me from making the mistake of merging in front of YOU. "
If there are huge signs that say a lane ends, and to merge, and there's a backup of cars which have already done this merge thing, and you decide that bypassing everyone and jumping in at the last second will make you popular.
You are wrong.
I'm not letting you in. You can just sit there.
+1. There's a particular exit ramp here that gets stacked up for 1/4 mile or so. Folks dive into openings near the ramp all the time. I'm the king of blocking this, glued to the bumper of the car ahead. Pointless really, but it makes me feel better.
+1. There's a particular exit ramp here that gets stacked up for 1/4 mile or so. Folks dive into openings near the ramp all the time. I'm the king of blocking this, glued to the bumper of the car ahead. Pointless really, but it makes me feel better.
On the other hand, I'm great at getting in. I can spot the texters a mile a way...wait until the car ahead of them pulls away while they are looking down, and then zip right in.
Dude, I'm steaming. My wife, who has a very heavy hand, comes over to my computer/gaming/amp/bass practice area. As with her usual clumsy self, knocks my bass over and dings the matching painted headstock. 3 years of perfect condition and now this. You know that split second where the bass is falling but you cant do anything about it? Like that split second is in slow motion and seems to last forever?
I'm feeling like a grumpy old man but stay away from my ****. If she wasn't so careless, it might be a different story.
Now I get to fight myself inside my head, feeling like Lester Burhnam from American Beauty, "It's JUST a couch Carolyn." But is it?
Too many people confuse hedonism and epicureanism, it's sad.
Hercules
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Heh - my guitard melted down because I told him his wife's gig pictures were fuzzy - and gave educated suggestion of rising ISO speed and offered use of my tripod. And he knows my job relies on me taking very good photographs of items I am selling. Basically I got a big F 2 the U. I like the saying, "he who askes a question is a fool for 5 minutes, he who doesn't is a fool forever."This mystifies me: grown adults that refuse to learn something simple, to their own benefit, and become defensive and say stuff like "What difference does it make? The result was the same." Then they evoke the word associated with the SS because that's where their intellect ends. Assistance equated with fascism. Dayum.
Sorry Matt. I'd get outta there. Its not getting better anytime soon.