Arrive home at 02:00. Wake the wife up for a quick poke. Asleep by 02:05!![]()
For some reason this reminded me of an old Buddy Hackett joke, with language cleaned up. (Slight derail warning)
A man is having romantic relations with his wife.
He hears some additional breathing.
He looks up to see the dog staring at him.
The dog lets out a big yawn.
The man says "sorry I'm boring you".
The wife says "that's ok".
Now back to our regularly scheduled program...