All time best cheesy movies

[TheXym]

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

Dirty moth...... Great movie. Which bring to mind "Undercover Brother".

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Mad Max
Phantasm
Heavy Metal
Videodrome
Reanimator
Poltergeist
Any Stephen King movie (with the exception of The Shining by Stanley Kubric)
The Life Aquatic
Of course,
Caddyshack
Blazing Saddles
Space Balls
Mars Attacks!

EDIT: ALL OF THE GODZILLA MOVIES!

 

[6jase5]

Lair of the White Worm is a big ol' slice of cheesy goodness.

 

[Bard2dbone]

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

Bad guy #1 (Daman Wayans?):"Woman, you got the devil in you!"
Hero's girlfriend (who had just totally kicked BG1's butt): "No. Cramps." *gets knocked unconscious*
BG1:"It's a good thing you came when you did."
Bad Guy #2:"Yeah. I could hear you screamin' all the way down the block."
BG1:"I wasn't screaming. I was whistling."
BG2":You were whistling 'Help. Willie. Get this crazy ***** off me?' "
BG1:"Yeah. That's what I said. Whistling."


Genius.

 

[niftydog]

Leonard Part 6
Sherlock Homes' Younger Brother
Dark Star - highly recommended!
Tremors 2: Aftershocks

 

[jive1]

Cold as Ice starring Vanilla Ice

A must see

 

[Curtybob]

Cold as Ice starring Vanilla Ice

A must see

Was that the one where they were cruising around on crotch rockets while wearing pink leathers and polka-dotted saggy pants? I saw a few minutes of that a few months ago, and almost pissed myself from laughing so hard.

It's so hard for a guy to look "gangsta tough" in a pink leather motorcycle jacket.

 

[mrokern]

D'oh! How in the world did I forget about Ash??!!?!?

"You see this? This.......is my BOOMSTICK!"

 

[CapnSev]

Dude... /thread.

 

[Stickk]

Tremors.

 

[DigMe]

Big Trouble in Little China
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
UHF

bc

 

[AndrewSixx07032]

I'm honestly surprised this wasn't earlier. First time I watched it I had to check to make sure it wasn't under comedy. It really should be.


Ash: "My name is Ash and I am a slave. As far as I can figure, the year is thirteen hundred A.D and I'm being dragged to my death. It wasn't always like this, I had a real life, once. A job"
I'm picturing this being read by Mike Meyer's in Wayne Campbell's voice.

 

[TOOL460002]

Flight of the Living Dead

"im sick and tired of these muthaf**kin zombies on my muthaf**kin plane!"

sadly, that line is not in the film, but my brother and i did watch it on an international flight. this added to the experience. it is epic in a terrible way.

also: Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (assuming someone has not already posted this one).

edit:

Cold as Ice starring Vanilla Ice

"drop that zero and get with a hero." classic.

One word... "Frankenhooker."

hahahahaha. i thought i was the only one who saw that piece of trash. i also own (read: downloaded) zombie hookers, zombies strippers, and nudist colony of the dead. i think i need to seek help.

 

[coyoteboy]

not much to add, but a big +1 to Dark Star.

chessey only in retrospect: Forbidden Planet.

Kentucky Fried Movie?

 

[hbarcat]

Pick up some episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Not only do you get the cheesy movies, you get wisecrackers making fun of them too.

THIS!

Watching episodes of MST3K is perfect. It takes no effort to watch because you don't have to follow any kind of plot and the laughs are handed to you on a silver platter.

During its eleven years, 198 episodes and one feature film, MST3K attained critical acclaim. The series won a Peabody Award in 1993, and was nominated for writing Emmys in 1994 and 1995. - WIKIPEDIA

And this is for a series that shows a bad movie on a screen and superimposes silhouettes of audience members making fun of what's on the screen.


Here's a sample;

 

[JimB52]

All the films mentioned so far are great, especially Army of Darkness. "M'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store."

My personal favorite is 'Barb Wire'. Pam Lee as a futuristic bounty hunter in a leather bustier, Steve Railsback, plenty of explosions. Very Quotable. Best remake of 'Casablanca' ever.

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[CrispyDelicious]

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