1. The original article was an incisive, brilliant bit of comedy from a guy who is clearly from the jazz trenches. The fact that some people don't seem to realize that indicates how close to home he was. No need to get defensive if you superficially fit one of the categories. It wasn't psychoanalysis, he was making a joke. Lighten up.
2. You can make ANY gig a good gig if the players are good. I had a four night per week "dinner" gig that lasted almost 5 years from early 1999 to late 2003. The band was a loose conglomeration of about 10 of the better players in Pittsburgh in trio, quartet or quintet form and I booked it so I was on most of the gigs. I quickly figured out that you could literally play anything you wanted as long as you didn't get too loud.
One of the more extreme examples was one night we had two tenors, bass and drums and played 6 tunes over 4 hours. At times the two tenors, playing simultaneously, were making what sounded like bird noises for up to 10 minutes at a time. It was pretty outside at times and seriously great. There was just enough framing around it that it wasn't free jazz. It still had a pulse and sounded like jazz. This was early in our run and I was sure that we were going to get fired. After we were done, I went down to talk to the manager and he loved it. He said, "I'm starting to see what you are trying to do." I have no idea if he actually heard a note we played but the vibe worked for him. It also didn't take a genius to figure out that what saved us was we kept the volume low. The intensity was there, we just didn't blow it out. After that we had theme nights where we'd only play Wayne Shorter Blue Note tunes or Coltrane night or Cedar Walton night etc. Other nights we only played original music. The sky was the limit. It was a terrific low pressure setting to try stuff out. I learned more tunes on that gig than any other time in my career. One night we read down RTF's Song of the Pharoah Kings (with a low volume acoustic jazz quartet!) which is an extremely difficult black page in 11. We got through it but there is no way I'd try that on a more exposed gig.
While I much prefer playing concerts for thousands of screaming fans, the reality is I play "the most hated music in America" as one of my jazz guitarist friends puts it (he also calls it "jazz-the music of unemployment.") I take what I can get. As long as the other musicians are good, the place we play is of only minor consequence.
mark
Spot on.
