Amusing fantasy band line ups

[funkalicious101]

atleast i tried with my ginger baker on vox.

 

[Unknowndude]

Hmm.

my "experimental rock" lineup

Gavin Hayes (dredg) - vocals
Omar Rodriguez-Lopez (TMV) - guitar
Jesse Keeler (Death from Above 1979) - Bass
Zach Hill (Hella) - drums

Kept it simple becuase of all the noise that would be happening. Really all I want to hear is Omar and Zach together but having someone like Gavin singing would make it even better. Jesse thrown in to have a simplistic balance between the insanity of Zach and Omar.

 

[xlows]

Ok, I have determined the best band ever:

Geddy Lee-Bass
Alex Lifeson-Guitar
Neil Peart-Drums

Edit: I was beaten to it! Heheh

 

[Matt Till]

Yeah guys, the goal of this thread was to create FUNNY lineups.

 

[Silver Hammer]

Vocals- Ozzy Osbourne
Bass- Dee Dee Ramone
Guitar- Jimi Hendrix
Drums- Tyrone Biggums

The name- the Junky Bunch. Shows pretty much consist of Jimi soloing while Dee Dee hits his bass repeatedly. Tyrone is only in the band because he hides his crack rocks in the kick drum any actual percussion is purely accidental. Ozzy has one long vocal that lasts the entire show- him mumbling to Jimi to detune so he can sing in tune with the song.

 

[funkalicious101]

god damn, i thought dee dee ramone was a chick for the longest time.

 

[Stevie Barr]

Yeah guys, the goal of this thread was to create FUNNY lineups.

+1. Also with something in common, apart from muicianship. Can anyone think of a perfect line up for a band called "The Egos"?

 

[doctorjazz]

^ Three lead guitarists, and that's it.

 

[Happynoj]

OK, just for comedy value:

Gwen Stefani - Vocals
Pete Doherty - Lead guitar
Steve Vai - Rhythm guitar
Matt Wong - Bass
Chad Smith - Drums

Imagine it - the odd poppy vocals of Gwen, over the crunchy 2 note riffs of Pete, supported by the virtuoso chords of Steve, underpinned by a funk/ska rhythm section. Wicked.

 

[Happynoj]

^ Three lead guitarists, and that's it.

Just google 3G

 

[Anscari]

Just google 3G

Pretty mobile phones in there!

 

[lowenduser]

Robert Smith and Morrissey - vocals

Bill Bailey - guitar (don't have youtube on this PC, but youtube "Bill Bailey U2" on youtube, you'll see what I mean!! I'll stick the link up here later when I get home!!)

Adam Clayton - bass

Stewart Copeland - Drums

........should prove an interesting sound. ahem.

 

[Sneckumhaw]

OK here's my second funniest band lineup.

Michael Angelo Batio - Guitar
Bill "Buddha" Dickens - Bass
James Labrie - Vocals
Patrick Moraz - Keytar
Neil Peart - Drums, Lyrics

I don't know if this would make me laugh or cry.

Edit: Probably vomit.

 

[Machinehead-man]

This would be an unlikely combination :-

Pavarotti (vocals)
Buddy Holly (rhythm guitar)
Jimi Hendrix (Lead guitar)
Stanley Clarke (Bass)
Ginger Baker (Drums)

Maybe throw in Adolph Hitler on comb and paper and
Henry Kissinger on washboard

 

[Sneckumhaw]

This would be an unlikely combination :-

Pavarotti (vocals)
Buddy Holly (rhythm guitar)
Jimi Hendrix (Lead guitar)
Stanley Clarke (Bass)
Ginger Baker (Drums)

Maybe throw in Adolph Hitler on comb and paper and
Henry Kissinger on washboard

Awesome. Ginger should be singing "harmonies" with Pavarotti on every word of every song, though.

 

[funkalicious101]

Awesome. Ginger should be singing "harmonies" with Pavarotti on every word of every song, though.

+ the highest number you can think of times a hundred




plus one

 

[Chaddycakes]

The Egos.

Steve Vai, Rhythm Guitar
Pat Martino, Lead Guitar
Art Tatum, Synth
Charles Mingus, Bass
Buddy Rich, Drums

That way, by the end of the first rehearsal, you'd have a dead drummer, an arrested bassist, a synth with burnt keys, and steve vai crying in the corner.

 

[gkbass13]

weird al yankovich on vocals
emmy lou harris doign harmonies
keith richards on guita

no rhythm section, just a coffee house band


seeing keith all drugged out and stumbling around in such an intimate atmosphere would be hilarious.

 

[Silver Hammer]

John Lennon- Guitar/Vocals
Charles Manson- Guitar/Vocals
Fieldy- Bass
Peter Criss- Drums (original drummer for Kiss in full make up)

What they have in common? They all put on a show. Just picture it though. Criss slamming the skins while Fieldy thumps on his downtuned sideways bass. John singing about peace while Charles rolls his eyes. Charles singing about killing people and John rolling his eyes. I'd go see it.

 

[bigbass94]

buckethead-lead guitar
Cliff burton-lead bass
jimi hendrix-rhythm guitar
les claypool-whamola/second bass/backing vocals
jim morrison-vocals

the most mystic,pot fuled band ever