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Amusing fantasy band line ups

Heres mine!

1:

Dave Chandler - Guitar, Composer
Scott Reagers - Vocals
Leif Edling - Bass, Composer, Lyrics
Armando Acosta - Drums

2:

Scott "Wino" Weinrich - Guitar, Composer, Lyrics
Messiah Marcolin - Vocals, Lyrics
Mark Adams - Bass, Composer
Armando Acosta - Drums
 
Band that would be interesting:

Lead Vocals:Jonathan Davis (Korn)
Bass:Les Claypool (Primus)
Lead guitar:Buckethead (Buckethead) unless we can resurrect Dimebag
Rhythm Guitar:KK Downing (Judas Priest)
Drums: Neil Pert (Rush)

Tell me that that would not be the most interesting band.

Metal Band from Hell:

Vocals:Tommy Aaraya (Slayer)
Lead Guitar: Toni Iomi (Black Sabbath)
Bass: Steve Harris (Iron Maiden)
Drums:Jason Bittner (Shadows Fall)
Keyboards: Rosie Smith (Cradle of Filth)

Thatd blow your face off.
 
Here's my fun one, though.

Allen Iverson - Rapping
My friends Neil and Tyler - Tubas
Les Claypool - Whamola
My Mom - Banjo
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Washboard [abz], Vocals
A homeless man - Boombas, Gargling
Al Gore - Turntables
Stephen Hawking - Drums
Mark Hoppus - Guitar
Ed Roman - Bass, Shouting
Mike Tobias - Manager, Roadie, Breakdancing
Dr. Seuss - A Woodblock
 
the ubergroup:

Bass:
Chris Squire
Pino Pallidino
Geddy Lee
Me

Bass Pedals:
Chris Squire
Geddy Lee
Me

Bass 'Painting'*:
JMJ
Me

Keys:
Rick Wakeman
Keith Emerson

Drums:
Alan White
Bill Bruford
Carl Palmer

Lead Guitar:
Steve Howe
Tony Iommi
Kerry Livgren
Richard Williams

Rhythm Guitar:
Pete Townshend
Simon Townshend
Mike Rutherford
Greg Lake

Vocals:
Jon Anderson
Roger Daltrey
Phil Collins
Me

*Bass Painting is a technique where the bass doesnt really "play" anything, it just sets teh mood for the whole song and keeps it going.
 
I think this one would be both funny because of the different style and $ick because of the comon theme and era


It's WHO is the Beatles

Rodger Daultry
Pete Townsend
Paul McCartney
Ringo Starr

Take out the second mortgae now lawn seats are four figures!