Amusing fantasy band line ups

[Otso]

Guitar: Slash
Bass: Generic-8th note-root-rock-bassist
Drums: Generic-rock-drummer

Yesterday I saw some G'n'R music video, I burst out laughing when it came to Slashes solo, in the video he was rising from water, playing the most typical cliche guitar solo, and the video portrayed it as if it were a spiritual experience.

 

[Alan Vorse]

the ubergroup:

Bass:
Chris Squire
Pino Pallidino
Geddy Lee
Me

Bass Pedals:
Chris Squire
Geddy Lee
Me

Bass 'Painting'*:
JMJ
Me

Keys:
Rick Wakeman
Keith Emerson

Drums:
Alan White
Bill Bruford
Carl Palmer

Lead Guitar:
Steve Howe
Tony Iommi
Kerry Livgren
Richard Williams

Rhythm Guitar:
Pete Townshend
Simon Townshend
Mike Rutherford
Greg Lake

Vocals:
Jon Anderson
Roger Daltrey
Phil Collins
Me

*Bass Painting is a technique where the bass doesnt really "play" anything, it just sets teh mood for the whole song and keeps it going.

 

[Sneckumhaw]

nope, theres three drummers.

Sorry, my mistake. How could I have missed that. He has edited his post, though. I think he added the drummers after I made that post.

However, in any case, I stand by my dislike of that kind of ridiculous lineup.

 

[StanFan]

I've posted this in another thread, but here it is again:

An instrumental band:

Sean Malone- Bass
Robert Fripp- Guitar
Allan Holdsworth- Guitar
Dave Weckyl- Drums
Wayne Shorter- Sax
Jordan Ruddess- Keyboards

 

[silent89]

Red Ranger - Rhythm/Vocals
Blue Ranger - Bass Guitar
Yellow Ranger - DJ/Live mixer
Green Ranger - Lead Guitar
Pink Ranger - Keys
Black Ranger - Drums

Zords - Roadies

 

[toaster2k3]

Ray Manzarek-organ
Iggy Pop-vocals

 

[Sneckumhaw]

Yes! Toaster, you're the man. That would be something like Suicide with talent!

 

[rap138]

no vocals
bass/ Simon Gallup
Guitar/ Andreas Kisser on painkillers to slow him down
drums/ Just a Hippie and his bongoes

That'd be a sweet relaxing moment, I can imagine myself having a beer a smoke and listening to this

 

[Blackbird]

Buddy Rich - Drums
Sting - Bass
Yngwie Malmsteen - Guitar
Ray Manzarek - Keys
Bjork - Vocals

Hey, this could actually be quite good if the stars lined up right...

 

[eedre]

Most of these aren't funny. Do people know what they're replying to?

Leon Redbone - Vocals
Herbie Flowers - Tuba
Joe Lala - Percussion
Tony Clifton - Vocals
Eric Nagler - Waxpaper Comb

I think the guy from Blues Traveler would sound good playing his harmonica in this as well.

:edit: His name is Joshua Duplechian

 

[dave_p]

i cant believe no one mentioned:

messina
garfunkle
oates
and lisa simpson

 

[Evan Ciambrone]

rob trujillio-bass (like from infectious grooves not metallica)
alex lifeson- slightly less spacey guitar
zach de la rocha- awesome political vocals
chad smith- drums

The Infectious Rushing Pepper Machine

 

[Fli]

I'm not sure what would happen here, but it would be baddass!

Guitar: Zakk Wylde
Bass: Steve Harris
Drums: Flo Mounier
Vocals: Phil Anselmo

 

[Seb_VitusFreak]

Vocals: Matthew Good (Matthew Good Band)
Electric Guitar: Mikael Åkerfeldt (Opeth)
Drums: Neil Pert (Rush)
Bass: John Myung (Dream Theater)

 

[Yankeesfan1115]

johnny cash-rhythm guitar/lead vocals
flea-bass/ vocals
elton john-piano
bernie williams- guitar
Zak Starkey- Drums

that would be so insanely awful

 

[owen]

Freddie Mercury - lead vocals
Paul Simon - guitar/vocals
Billy Cobham - drums
Bootsy Collins - bass
Billy Preston - keys/vocals
Eric Clapton - lead guitar
Michael Jackson - woodblock

 

[gkbass13]

paul oakenfold doing remixs of old alvin and the chipmunks albums with cher and william hung singing.

 

[boyet]

Richard Bona-Vocals, Electric Guitar (Parker)
Jaco Pastorius-Steel Pans, Saxes
Brian Bromberg-Drums
Geddy Lee-Keys
Sting-Acoustic Guitar
Marcus Miller-Bass Clarinet
Flea-Trumpet
Jeff Berlin-Violin
Steve Swallow-Double Bass (lucky guy! )

 

[BenLT]

anything with ginger baker on lead vocals.


anyone recall pressed rat and warthog?

lol at that. What about "Mothers Lament"? or "Blue Condition"?

back on topic.

John Paul Jones- every instrument.
a mixer.

Edit: I also want Ian Anderson in there for some crazy one legged dancing, kackling, and flute solo here and there.

 

[StanFan]

Most of these aren't funny. Do people know what they're replying to?

Leon Redbone - Vocals
Herbie Flowers - Tuba
Joe Lala - Percussion
Tony Clifton - Vocals
Eric Nagler - Waxpaper Comb

Dude, if Eric Nagler was in my band, I'd get him to bust out the Sewerphone. Remember that instrument?