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Amusing fantasy band line ups

John Lennon- Guitar/Vocals
Charles Manson- Guitar/Vocals
Fieldy- Bass
Peter Criss- Drums (original drummer for Kiss in full make up)

What they have in common? They all put on a show. Just picture it though. Criss slamming the skins while Fieldy thumps on his downtuned sideways bass. John singing about peace while Charles rolls his eyes. Charles singing about killing people and John rolling his eyes. I'd go see it.

I think we have a winner, that imagery is hilarious!

Here's my lineup:

Chris Walla (Death Cab for Cutie) lead guitar/composition
Jon Fishman (Phish) drums
Sting on bass
Norah Jones on piano and backup vocals
And the lead singer? Phil Anselmo of Pantera

Imagine it: Chris writing these sad but pretty tunes, Fishman playing overly complicated fluttery stuff on the kit, Sting thumping away and getting pissed off because he's not the front man (or primary creative force), Norah singing away, doing her thing, and all the while Phil's screaming and yelling at the crowd, throwing cups of beer to the people in the balcony.
 
This isn't rekes this is his son Kevin.
To make this replay intresting and funny.

Vocals - Shaant Hacikyan(Cute is what we aim for)
Bass/vocals - Pete Wentz(Fall Out Boy)
Lead guitar - Tyson Ritter(All american rejects)
Guitar - Chris Burney(Bowling for soup)
Drums - Andy Hurley(Fall Out Boy)

P.s. The olny really talented person out of that entire group is Andy Hurley, shaants alright too..
 
This isn't rekes this is his son Kevin.
To make this replay intresting and funny.

Vocals - Shaant Hacikyan(Cute is what we aim for)
Bass/vocals - Pete Wentz(Fall Out Boy)
Lead guitar - Tyson Ritter(All american rejects)
Guitar - Chris Burney(Bowling for soup)
Drums - Andy Hurley(Fall Out Boy)

P.s. The olny really talented person out of that entire group is Andy Hurley, shaants alright too..

That'd be a very ****** band

I hate Pete Wentz
 
I thought if you had
Glenn Frey: guitar vocals
Joe Walsh: guitar vocals
Paul McCartney: bass vocals
Ringo Starr: drums vocals
you could call it - wait for it
The Beagles!
There, it took me a long time to think of that one.
 
On bass:Derek Smalls
On Lead Bass:Billy sheehan
On Rythm Bass: Jeff Ament
On Picolo Bass: Stanley Clarke
On Percussion Bass: Fieldy
On Bass Dums: THe wierd dude from "the beautiful People Video"
On Bass vocals: Les Claypool

yeah.. "big bottom" the band