Bowzer they might turn down, but I even doubt thatThey'll say they would, but they wouldn't. They'd be on it like flies on dog poop.
I would because I would suck ridiculously at it.
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Bowzer they might turn down, but I even doubt thatThey'll say they would, but they wouldn't. They'd be on it like flies on dog poop.
I hope we can continue this with more positivity; I certainly take responsibility for my part in that. I think there's some bits of gold in here, especially if we can proceed with mutual respect accompanying all this forthright candor and interesting discourse.
Best,
Justin
Singapore, 2AM
p.s. This also means no more cracks from me about "driftwood", "chin rest", "coffee tables", "nineteen-band EQ", "Pappy Mc Slappy", "Scott Tapsalot", "Fred Shreddington" etc. ad nauseam. (I made some of those up just now.) That may have provided amusement to some, but this is the more tolerant, more inclusive JMJ. Oh, and JMJ is only going to speak in the third person from here on out. Is that cool?
Word up. Serving the song and playing minimally are NOT bound together as a rule AT ALL, we all know this. I like your points.
I, for one, agree with this approach, but I hope it doesn't mean that you will no longer share your actual views, or will overly moderate them, out of fear that someone may find them insulting or have their feelings hurt. If you've gained something from "looking in the mirror", recall what prompted that. If others have found themselves at odds with your unfiltered take on what being a bassist is about, it's on them if they did not react in such a way that they might have gained from it, even if they continued to disagree.
Opinions are not all equally worthy (a favorite retreat of the stupid and lazy), even when they concern aesthetics. Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but some of us have better eyes (or ears)--better schooled, more practiced, subtle, experienced, etc.. Worthy opinions and good taste are hard won and the result only of sometimes painful give and take with the world and other people. "Everyone has their own opinion." Wouldn't that be great! Sadly, most people have someone else's opinion (the media's, some church's, their parents') because they are too lazy (or fearful) to do the hard work to develop their own and venture them in the world.
I presume the reason you have your own highly-trafficked forum here is because many of us are interested in your opinions, and for good reason (your body of work and professional accomplishments demonstrate their worth). Please keep them coming and expect us to deal with them like adults, whether we agree with them or not. Otherwise, we've all lost an opportunity to grow.
"The most despicable man is the man who can no longer despise himself." -Nietzsche
"A splinter in the eye is the best magnifying glass." -Adorno
I have two Wal basses, as well. I love those.

The intended recipient of JMJ's reminder, or so it seems to me, was anyone who is concerned with either gear or technique without examining what their ends are, whether those ends are worthy,
and whether the means they have chosen will serve them well. We will all disagree about the worthiness of various ends (I, for one example, can barely stand to listen to a guitar solo anymore, much less a bass solo), but we should all agree that mastery of more and more complex technique and gear without any sense of the ends to which such mastery is to be put, other than the display of mastery, is literally stupid,
that is unreflective behavior rather than human action, irrespective of how difficult it may be or how few among us could do it. I don't know what unique ends (worthy or otherwise) mastery of a 15-string bass could be put to--perhaps I'm ignorant. I am sure it is difficult and very few of us could do it. The same could be said, however, for eating a toaster. Both might make some kind of spectacle, but I suspect little else.
JMJ was careful enough to express appreciation for what the likes of Jaco and Wooten did and do. His target is clearly not them, but those who attempt to mimic their technique and the gear, but yet apparently serve no "transcendent purpose" (what I'm simply calling an "end") in doing so.
There's no snobbery in suggesting that one should start with a worthy purpose, work (master technique, acquire necessary gear, etc.) to realize it, and not confuse the latter with the former. The most common victims of such a confusion among bass players are definitely the ERB guys. C'mon, that's fair (remember the Wooten counter example--the not exclusive exception proving this rule).
There may also be numbers of players, missing what is essential in JMJ's own example, who grow a big 'fro, strap on a modded Jaguar or vintage Starfire, and amass a mountain of fuzz pedals--thinking they're now thereby artists. I don't encounter them as much, but if they're out there, they could benefit from the same advice.
Regards to all.


who's to say what ends are "worthy" or not?
i don't agree with that at all. stupid? no. misdirected maybe? or maybe not, depending on the situation - seemed to work for a lot of guys in the 80s.
further, i'd take issue with your basic premise. i'd posit that it is impossible to achieve "mastery of technique" or gear (whatever "mastery of gear" means - sorta assuming you mean knowledge of tools) without having a sense of the ends to which these techniques and tools will be applied. the term "mastery" sorta implies that.
yeah, when you say "i don't know" then you're basically saying you're ignorant. if you then make a value judgement on the topic, you're compounding your ignorance with bigotry. ignorance is bad. don't advertise it.
oh, and by the way, the concept of a 15 string is based on the 12 that was built specifically for tom petersson of cheap trick. millions of albums were sold with that instrument played on it, and it was tom petersson's dream/vision instrument.
the fact that some folks might not have any recordings available, or have not, despite their best efforts, been able to sell their original music, does not defacto invalidate their musical statements or intentions. surely you don't mean to imply that here.
i was sorta able to follow, while disagreeing, up until here, but this is just an absurd ad-hominem attack based on your own subjective biases and aforementioned self-proclaimed ignorance of the instrument, and by extension, those who play it. (i.e. "i can't understand it, so it must be useless" leads to "since i can't imagine a purpose for that instrument, anyone who plays it is a poser wannabe")
first of all, i know a -lot- of erb players of all levels, from the unknown guys who pm me all the time for advice on how to find strings to guys like al caldwell and jean baudin who i consider personal friends, and i have -never- met or spoken to a single one who put their gear fetish or technical pursuits above their musical vision. in fact, every single one i've met had a musical reason for what they were doing, the pursuit they were engaging in. in fact, in almost all these guys, the vision -predated- the instrument. in other words, the vision was the reason why the instrument came to be.
you might consider the purposes that drove the conceptualisation of those instruments as "unworthy" or whatnot, but that's your opinion, and best applied to your self alone, not someone else or their pursuits.
secondly, i've met -a ton- of posers on 4 string. the biggest posers i've ever met, in fact, were generally die hard "fender p-bass or bust" guys, who tried to cover their complete lack of a good blues groove or a sincere punk feel, for example, with their "looking the part".
of course, since the p-bass is the least common denominator in the bass world, it is not used as an excuse to insult someone for doing something we don't find pleasing, like an erb is.
again, i've never met anyone who spent their hard earned money on a custom erb to turn around and ... do what?
to be honest, it's actually hard to decipher what you are decrying in your post, other than railing at folks for violating you own personal subjective sensibilities, so maybe i have met someone who has done what you so disapprove of. shoot, give my music a listen, i might be one.![]()
seriously, i think if there was any potential positive contribution in this post, it was obfuscated by your obvious bias.
take heart, though. you're certainly not the first person to expend so much effort to rationalize their erb-phobia.![]()
Try some dance music on for size. Get deep with old school funk. Rock & roll. Reggae. Folk. New wave. Hip Hop. Some garage rock. Blues. Punk rock. Rockabilly. Metal. Disco. Jazz. World music. Movie scores. Country. Get loose with Fela Kuti, MC5, Carpenters, Neil Young, Sam Cooke, Devo, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Elvis Costello, Aphex Twin, The Who, Marvin Gaye, New Order/Joy Division, Genesis, James Gang, Fleetwood Mac, The Zombies, Donny Hathaway, The Kinks, CSN(Y), XTC, Pixies, U2, Willie Nelson, Michael Jackson, Captain Beefheart, Woody Guthrie, Jackson 5, Supertramp, Jimi Hendrix, Sinatra, Joni Mitchell, Bill Withers, Grand Funk Railroad, Sly and the Family Stone, The Cure, Tom Waits, Neil Diamond, The Animals, Talk Talk, Steve Miller Band, Lou Reed, Johnny Cash, Husker Du, Jethro Tull, The Doors, Nina Simone, Pink Floyd, Beastie Boys, Jeff Buckley, Chic, Prince, most anything on Motown, anything on Stax, Chess Records, Blood and Fire Records, Stiff Records, Factory Records, Warp Records, Matador Records, SST Records, Sub Pop Records, Blue Note (old school) Records, Atlantic (old school) records, Bill Withers, Yes, Funkadelic, Bob Dylan, The Clash, Peter Gabriel, Van Morrison, The Band, Creem, Afrika Bambaatttaa, PJ Harvey, Elton John, Al Green, Talking Heads, CCR, Run DMC, White Stripes, The Smiths, Quincy Jones, Beck, Aretha Franklin, Sonic Youth, Elvis, Zeppelin, Flaming Lips, Massive Attack, Robert Johnson, The Ramones, Tom Jones, Nick Drake, Aerosmith, Kraftwerk, Canned Heat, Eagles, Gladys Knight & The Pips, Radiohead, The Meters, Flying Burrito Brothers, Brian Eno, Stones, Ray Charles, Beach Boys, Hank Williams Sr., The Specials, Zappa, Queen, Gary Numan, Black Sabbath, Bowie, Otis Redding, etc. etc. ad nauseam. I'm just enjoying riffing here; there's 200 more great artists that YOU can think of where that came from.
Can you play a Beatles song? Good - now go learn 30 of them! Go study every artist that played the original Woodstock. How about those FIRST EIGHT NOTES from "Running With The Devil"? How about some AC/DC, and lemme hear you throw down 8th notes like that! Try and play a Jamerson line with such melodic sophistication and fluidity - with one finger, no less! I personally cannot - but I will certainly enjoy the journey of the attempt!
Any and all of these artists make up a portion of what all of us should be immersing ourselves in, in my not so humble opinion. We should NOT spend much time immersing ourselves in music for an ivory tower, a bedroom, or especially a clinic, God forbid. Not if we want to contribute to something cultural and social. Otherwise, what are you doing? You are possibly just mastering a skill. You might not, I dare day, actually be making music.
Listening to James Brown and The Beatles humbles me. How could something so simple be so hard to really, really own?
Matt
So why do I have to audition to get into a college? Why do I have to be a bass prodigy to get into Berklee?