The grass is always greener on the other side of the event horizon.
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An Exciting New Opportunity !
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The grass is always greener on the other side of the event horizon.
- Dec 21, 2007
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Dear Sir,
I would like to apply for the Nothing club for which I meet all the requirements.
Indeed, my parents said I was good to nothing, me wife says I am good to nothing and, without sounding too presumptous, I must say that, I actually excel at it and thrive in sub-mediocrity.
In fact, even the "mediocre bassist club" rejected my application due to my lack of qualifications.
Be assured, I will hereby only discuss the most useless, off-topic, random and irritating subjects such as "JazzBass or Precision which is better?" "Should you eat salad before or after the main course?" " "Bass playing and quilt making" "How to play pinball with a cast on one arm?" "Post a picture of your dog" "Being a bass player or a porn star, what is better?" "Isn't it a fishing forum?"
I look forward to nothing really.
Warm Regards.
I would like to apply for the Nothing club for which I meet all the requirements.
Indeed, my parents said I was good to nothing, me wife says I am good to nothing and, without sounding too presumptous, I must say that, I actually excel at it and thrive in sub-mediocrity.
In fact, even the "mediocre bassist club" rejected my application due to my lack of qualifications.
Be assured, I will hereby only discuss the most useless, off-topic, random and irritating subjects such as "JazzBass or Precision which is better?" "Should you eat salad before or after the main course?" " "Bass playing and quilt making" "How to play pinball with a cast on one arm?" "Post a picture of your dog" "Being a bass player or a porn star, what is better?" "Isn't it a fishing forum?"
I look forward to nothing really.
Warm Regards.
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Hi,
Exactly what I was thinking.
The initial member is #0.
The next member is #00.
The member after that is #000.
And so on, and so on, and so on.
Thank you for your indulgence,
BassCliff
Exactly what I was thinking.
The initial member is #0.
The next member is #00.
The member after that is #000.
And so on, and so on, and so on.
Thank you for your indulgence,
BassCliff
The first rule of the Nothing Club is don't talk about the Nothing Club, because there is nothing to talk about.
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slobake
resident ... something
Seems to me this whole idea is condescending...(that means you talk down to people) 
So, I assume to get into this club, you have to supply a picture of nothing. Here's mine:
There. Can I have no number now?
There. Can I have no number now?
So this is more of a Doldrums, and less of a conclusions kind of thing then?
I prefer to see it as a vast empty canvas, upon which you may do what you will, or not.
The anti-substance scatology club
Of course the uniform is the A.S.S. hats.
Of course the uniform is the A.S.S. hats.
Does that mean I’m in? Wait!!! Don’t actually tell me. I’d rather nothing than something
