We gonna pitch a wand dang doodle all night long.
Not with my wand you won't!

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We gonna pitch a wand dang doodle all night long.

I have, under the influence of several cups of strong coffee, liberally alternated with good whiskey, decided to form my very own TalkBass club.
I know, I know, there's hundreds of clubs already, and some have even let me into them.
Clubs about amps, pedals, basses, musical genres,
ability levels, tort, tuna casseroles, etc.
This will be different.
This will be about absolutely nothing...and absolutely everything.
Now we all know the best clubs are completely elitist in nature so naturally we can't have just anyone joining.
So if you feel this is a club you deserve to be in, please apply below with your reasoning.
Also, I can't think of a good name for it, so suggestions on that are welcome.
I was operating under the assumption that this perfectly described TalkBass itself, with a thin veneer of bass and amp talk.This will be different.
This will be about absolutely nothing...and absolutely everything.
This is my type of club because losers everywhere need to represent!
Nope....I can lick my own nose. Does that count for anything?
Nope....
Lady friends I assume?.....@#$%%~ - I used to make lots of friends that way. I still want to be in the club.
Lady friends I assume?.....