An Exciting New Opportunity !

[Funky Ghost]

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I don't know nuthin' else but this horse REALLY likes Guiness

 

[red_rhino]

I would join this club, but I'd get nothing out of it.

 

[buldog5151bass]

Hell, anybody can lick a dog's nose.

Depending on the breed, once ...

 

[Deak]

I am gratified and delighted at the excellent responses so far.
It's nice to know I'm not the only person with so little to occupy their minds...
Obviously we'll need to fine-tune this a bit, but I think @Spidey2112 's video link, and @Gravedigger Dav 's assertion should inform the basic thinking here.

Thinking? You said thinking. Well I'm out. I feel somewhat, well, like I usually do.

 

[buldog5151bass]

 

[ahc]

"Being a bass player or a porn star, what is better?"

Is there a difference?

 

[MYLOWFREQ]

I'm a good whiskey and strong coffee consumer, and pretty much useless otherwise.. Am I in? If you say nothing, I'll take it as a 'yes'.

 

[Frenchy-Lefty]

Is there a difference?

Well, if I am not admitted to this club, you'll never know

 

[fhm555]

As an expert, i spend my life focused on knowing everything about a single thing, and nothing about anything else.

If you let me in, I promise to never mention my area of expertise.

 

[Fat Freddy]

As an expert, i spend my life focused on knowing everything about a single thing, and nothing about anything else.

If you let me in, I promise to never mention my area of expertise.

Hmmmm.....you've got shifty eyes......I'm on the fence here....

 

[5StringBlues]

Freddy's right!

 

[Frenchy-Lefty]

As an expert, i spend my life focused on knowing everything about a single thing, and nothing about anything else.

If you let me in, I promise to never mention my area of expertise.

Not sure you are the right person for this club which mostly needs "universal experts", pretty much people who know everything about anything. You are way too single minded in my expert opinion.

 

[basted]

I would like to join but if I am not successful be warned. I will start my own nothing club in opposition!

 

[Ric5]

I have, under the influence of several cups of strong coffee, liberally alternated with good whiskey, decided to form my very own TalkBass club.

I know, I know, there's hundreds of clubs already, and some have even let me into them.
Clubs about amps, pedals, basses, musical genres,
ability levels, tort, tuna casseroles, etc.

This will be different.
This will be about absolutely nothing...and absolutely everything.

Now we all know the best clubs are completely elitist in nature so naturally we can't have just anyone joining.
So if you feel this is a club you deserve to be in, please apply below with your reasoning.

Also, I can't think of a good name for it, so suggestions on that are welcome.

 

[Kickass]

“From David Niven's autobiography, Bring on the Empty Horses. Director Mike Curtiz to David Niven & Errol Flynn: "You lousy bums, you and your stinking language, you think I know f!!k nothing, well let me tell you— I know F!!K ALL!”

 

[Ellery]

ripe and delicious

• Ellery
• Jul 4, 2017
• carrots

ripe and delicious

 

[Juststanley]

I'm not interested in any club that would have me as a member !

 

[Jimmy4string]

Did somebody say Coffee!? and WWHISKEY!!

 

[dxb]

 

[otp57]

I have, under the influence of several cups of strong coffee, liberally alternated with good whiskey, decided to form my very own TalkBass club.

I know, I know, there's hundreds of clubs already, and some have even let me into them.
Clubs about amps, pedals, basses, musical genres,
ability levels, tort, tuna casseroles, etc.

This will be different.
This will be about absolutely nothing...and absolutely everything.

Now we all know the best clubs are completely elitist in nature so naturally we can't have just anyone joining.
So if you feel this is a club you deserve to be in, please apply below with your reasoning.

Also, I can't think of a good name for it, so suggestions on that are welcome.

If I can't join no one can, I am part of TALKBASS JUST LIKE YOU.