Your list is completely without merit, everyone can boast similar things ...... for example, here is my similar list:
None of the above withstanding, I wouldn't protest your saintly rise to Mod status, nor would I support it ....
- I went to college for a long time
I went to college a long time ago- In October of 1998, I was voted employee of the Month at Dillards Department Stores
I once voted for someone to be employee of the month- Although blacklisted nationwide at the non-profit organization I quit in 2005, I have since received 2 under the table job offers from that same organization
I donated money to a non-profit once- I was a Supporting Member from October of 2005 to October of 2006
I have been a Supporting Member for 3 or 4 years but my checks usually bounce at least once- I had a beer with Tim Cole in January of 2006
I had a diet Pepsi with \MM/- I served as the Special Activities Coordinator of the JimmyM Sucks Club
I once read a JimmyM post- While I can hardly take the credit, Big Font Day was celebrated on October 10th, 2007
I ignored that entire thread on that date
- In December of 2007, I was awarded the Nobel Prize for Awesome.
I rented a Sawzall from Nobel Equipment in Linden NJ one time- Do you own a blimp?
I am the same size as a blimp
None of the above withstanding, I wouldn't protest your saintly rise to Mod status, nor would I support it ....

