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favorite this post In need of A songwriter who write make hit songs!very catchy stuff (Philadelphia PA) hide this posting

before u read this on pls know i cannot pay u, this for credit and exposure!

i am a pop artist with a lot of beats but i wanna be able to send u a beat and u come up witth a dope song radio friendly i have alot of followers and can get u alot of exposure

 

[bholder]

Dope.

 

[5StringBlues]

 

[gln1955]

You don't understand. He's got a lot of beats.

I'm thinking he got beat across the head a few times.

 

[mikeoso]

Writers hear this stuff all the time. My sister in law has a nice series of published detective novels, and people are always saying stuff like, "I got this great idea for a crime novel! I'll tell it to you, and all you have to do is write it and we'll split the money."

 

[Ostie]

I think I can write a dope song as well as anybody.

 

[Bodeanly]

I can write hit songs, but can never come up with a dope beat to go with them. It's like it was meant to be.

 

[jamro217]

Okay, okay. "So's there's like this guy, see, in Philly, y'know, who gots lottsa beats 'n' just needs somebody to put music 'n' lyrics 'n' to 'em. y'know?" Sounds like a perfectly legitimate business venture to me. Have your people call my people and we'll do lunch. Riiiiight.

 

[jshinal]

Doot doot SPLAT doot uma doot SPLAT a-dinga dittly doot SPLAT uma doot doot SPLAT woo

You can send me cash or use PayPal.

 

[G19Tony]

I can't stand dopes who can't construct a sentence, U know?

 

[mikeoso]

Lost me when he thought "a lot" is one word. Sorry, MY dope beats have to be literate.

 

[jeffbrown]

I have no words.

Or beats, for that matter.

 

[Lesfunk]

Mad beats yo.

 

[5StringBlues]

Mad beats yo.

 

[DoctorZee]

I guess they were right. There really is no hope in dope.

 

[DoctorZee]

Okay. I have an idea. OP should get in touch with this dope fellow and receive his mad beats. Then, share them here on TB. We all record songs of varying degrees of awfulness, and the beatmaster wakes up one day with several hundred strange and terrible songs in his inbox.

 

[Supadope]

With his sic beats, I could come up with a dope song. It would be supa!

 

[PaulCISSA]

Lost me when he thought "a lot" is one word. Sorry, MY dope beats have to be literate.

That's a serious peeve of mine. I should seek help. A lot of it.

 

[74hc]

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That cat would make Gene Simmons jealous.

 

[squeakyd]

I'll see your crazy and raise you one:
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I am a little jealous that I've never had the confidence that fellow seems to have.