This is funny, coming from a sad sad musical town... "If you are looking for a band, then we are looking for you. We are in search of a bass player. A good one. We are a very aesome rock group. We have regualar weekly radio play, we play shows. We make kick ass music. We just need a bass player. so here is that catch before we go on any further. Be a sexxxy motha****a. you need to have a look that is consistent with our direction of the band. The least important. We can always make you look good though. be able to pay atleast $120 month. we are a band, everyone pitches in. Really importnat. since we aren't made of money yet, we can't kjust buy you gear, so have your own available and ready. No bunk rigs. We have nice ****, so should you. Oh yeah, be between the ages of 23 and 30. Old guys rock, but don't always look cool with younger fellas,. be down to have fun because aside from how hard we work at practice and writng material, it is all about having a good time in a comfortable environment. so don't bring your ego to rain on our parade. thanks, get back to firstname.lastname@example.org, if you are interested!" This guy can't be serious!