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Answer their question PART 2!!!!!!
- Thread starter WookieeForLife
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Give him whiskey. Wait. Whiskey is for my men. Beer is for the horses.
Do you think we got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds?
Do you think we got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds?
If someone can't put their cap on properly they shouldn't be expected to hold a gun correctly.
Would you please pull up your pants?
Would you please pull up your pants?
If he can't put on a cap properly, or hold a gun correctly, or wear clean drawers, he can't be expected to pull up his pants.
Why do you smell so bad?
Why do you smell so bad?
Cause his stankin' ass is hanging out of his pants.
Is that why you walk with a "gangsta limp"?
Is that why you walk with a "gangsta limp"?
because when the guy wearing a sideways cap with his pants hangin down showin his dirty drawers was trying to shoot them with his gun held sideways, he missed their head and hit them in the leg so now they can't walk any other way.
why do i have to work sunday?
why do i have to work sunday?
It's the will of the antichrist that you work on Sunday.
Has it every been determined if Christ had an auntie?
Has it every been determined if Christ had an auntie?
Yes - she was Italian. He called her Auntie Pasto. Her husband's name was Sal Monella.
Are wabbit's glasses able to stop a hockey puck?
Are wabbit's glasses able to stop a hockey puck?
Think about it for a while.... you'll figure it out.
Does Rowan Atkinson deserve the title of 'Modern Day Charlie Chaplin'?
Does Rowan Atkinson deserve the title of 'Modern Day Charlie Chaplin'?
Not until he's dead and they try to steal his body.
Why is nutso always trying to make me think?
Why is nutso always trying to make me think?
No days without TalkBass! Leave out work all you like though...
Who's better- Aretha Franklin or Etta James?
Who's better- Aretha Franklin or Etta James?
