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Answer their question PART 2!!!!!!
- Thread starter WookieeForLife
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You can be an honourary Canadian after you eat the box of moose schlong I will send to you. Also, I meant all Houstonites except 5SB. I hear he's dreamy.
So, mayo or ketchup on your moose schlong?
So, mayo or ketchup on your moose schlong?
Glad to hear you like your moose schlong without anything else on it so you can taste the natural smokey flavour of the meat. That's the way my gf eats it too except she doesn't really 'eat' it per se .. she just slides the whole thing into her mouth and down her throat in one gulp. Not sure why but that act always seems to please me for some reason.
And to answer your question .. No! They're condo-mints.
Anybody miffed that I've sorta taken us on this joyride of meaty goodness?
And to answer your question .. No! They're condo-mints.
Anybody miffed that I've sorta taken us on this joyride of meaty goodness?
No, but I actually LIKE poutine and Tim's coffee.
What should I do when visiting Toronto that I haven't already done?
What should I do when visiting Toronto that I haven't already done?
Yes. That sexy German accent will get 'em every time.
Why is it so hard to put a decent band together?
Why is it so hard to put a decent band together?
Because in order to do so, we musicians have to team up with people to whom timing means nothing and drummers. 
how is it that guitarists are so immune to any sense of timing?
how is it that guitarists are so immune to any sense of timing?
Because they're conditioned to believe that putting as many notes as they can into a bar exonerates them from having to actually follow the music.
Why do drummers think they don't have to practice between full band rehearsals?
Why do drummers think they don't have to practice between full band rehearsals?
Hang on there. You used the words 'drummer' and 'think' in the same sentence. Tsk tsk. As a bass player, I 'think' you should know that drummers don't often know what day it is, never mind actually knowing that their underwear goes INSIDE their pants. It's sad really but you just gotta laugh. I know I do.
If I had a hammer, in this day and age, would I actually be inclined to hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening and hammer all over this land?
If I had a hammer, in this day and age, would I actually be inclined to hammer in the morning, hammer in the evening and hammer all over this land?
Only if you were going to hammer out justice.
What is wrong with some people? (< this is in reference to some sick @#$% that somebody did to some sweet dogs in the Philly area today)
What is wrong with some people? (< this is in reference to some sick @#$% that somebody did to some sweet dogs in the Philly area today)
Don't know what happened to the dogs in Philly, but have heard plenty of horrific stories of animal abuse. I can only say that it's a result of someone not getting the help they needed at a much younger age.
Why do people insist on standing in the doorways of public transit vehicles when they can see perfectly well that they're creating a bottleneck?
Why do people insist on standing in the doorways of public transit vehicles when they can see perfectly well that they're creating a bottleneck?
I think it's quite apparent that a wood chuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. A large portion of our tax dollars are being spent on validating this very theory. I, for one, can't wait to see if this is validated. I might actually get some sleep as I've been lying in bed night after night pondering this particular conundrum.
As a side note, how many jelly beans could a healthy man fit up his nose?
As a side note, how many jelly beans could a healthy man fit up his nose?
Yes, which is better than shoving a moose schlong up your nose.
Should we discuss Canadian eating habits now?
Should we discuss Canadian eating habits now?
Yes, but first, please let me finish my breakfast. A nice bowl of badger spleen, lightly frosted with glucose and sprinkled with wolf's nipples. It stays crunchy even in milk. Also, a nice glass of freshly squeezed lark's vomit.
What do Americans have for breakfast usually? Hopefully it's not anything too gross so as to turn me off my meal.
What do Americans have for breakfast usually? Hopefully it's not anything too gross so as to turn me off my meal.
Four fried chickens and a Coke. And some dry white toast please.
How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
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