Answer their question PART 2!!!!!!

[Mazatleco17]

Flat, of course


Did you see the size of that chicken?

Nope.

How big was that chicken?

 

[xbmedic]

No more peyote for you.


Vog or smog?

 

[WRBass]

We have smog. No Volcanos.



Has it been a hard days night?

 

[HailCorduroy]

Harder than a hard night's day.


Who's gonna drive you home?

 

[5StringBlues]

Ric Ocasek,since he doesnt have to sing or play guitar.




Why the long face?

 

[geeza]

Because I'm a horse.


When will the future get here?

 

[5StringBlues]

you just missed it.





Shouldn't you take a-better care of your voice?

 

[geeza]

Nah - I play bass.

Why is it so hard to think of good questions?

 

[HailCorduroy]

All the good ones have already been used



Why do you ask?

 

[wabbit]

He asks 'cuz he's a nosey ****er.

Why so glum chum?

 

[geeza]

Cause you just called me nosey.

Should I @#$% or get off the pot?

 

[5StringBlues]

Well, @#$%ing is a much tougher addiction to break.





Why it got to be like that?

 

[geeza]

Cause Wabbit's a hoser, eh?

Question for Canadians. French fries: ketchup or mayo?

 

[wabbit]

Mayo on fries?? Ewwwwwwwww .. gag! retch!! barf! That's just SICK I tells ya! The only thing I like to put mayo on up here in Canada is deep fried moose schlong .... now THAT'S good eatin' .. yumm

How do you Americans like your moose schlong? Deep fried or raw?

 

[5StringBlues]

If I didnt like my sig so much I'd be all over that.





So how do Americans like their moose schlong prepared?

 

[davkane]

neither! moose schlong's are Canadian only delicacy.

Why do Canadian's eat Moose schlong's?

 

[wabbit]

lol 5SB .. i'm honoured that you were tempted

I'll let my and 5SB's question stand.

 

[davkane]

We like to prepare to send it back to Canada!

But since Canada is part of North America, aren't Canadian's really Americans too, like countries in Europe the people are Europeans?

 

[WRBass]

Because they are Canadians.



Why is it that Canadians can't answer a question then ask a question?

 

[wabbit]

Because we're special. At least that's what my mom said I was anyways.

Why is it that Americans, especially from Houston it seems, are so hideously ugly?