Answer their question PART 2!!!!!!

[CBgaragebassist]

yes, thats all the amish do.

wouldn't an amish person on an ONLINE forum be a bit of a contradiction?

 

[HailCorduroy]

Just remembered I left my horse and buggy double parked


What did the amish guy say to the hooker?

 

[ObsidianDagger]

"you must be quite able-bodied because you're raising a barn in my southern field"




What's the quickest way into Amish panties?

 

[fenderfunker]

Have Amish daughters.

What is Amish Funk like?

 

[nutso42]

Pretty similar to Mennonite hip-hop, actually.


Why the sudden fascination with Amish?

 

[Mazatleco17]

Pretty similar to Mennonite hip-hop, actually.


Why the sudden fascination with Amish?

Cause amish girls will never call you back after a first date.

Am I right?

 

[xbmedic]

You must be, we would shun thee.


Anyone here have experience in barn raising?

 

[WRBass]

Yes. It dost sucketh.



What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?

 

[geeza]

A ventriloquist.


Amos or Andy?

 

[HailCorduroy]

Amos


Must people in an office listen to lite rock all day long?

 

[geeza]

Only if it's a dentists office.

So what DO you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?

 

[WRBass]

Well that's easy. A mechanic. (Thanks for the setup.)



What are Amish porno movies like?

 

[HailCorduroy]

90 minutes of bare ankles


An amish guy, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. What do they say?

 

[xbmedic]

Owww! We should look where we're going so we don't walk into things.


What did they really say?

 

[HailCorduroy]

What? Are we in a joke or something?


Sudoku or crossword?

 

[geeza]

Crossword.


Left-hemisphere dominant or right?

 

[davkane]

Left-hemisphere dominant.

Fender P or Fender Jazz?

 

[scorch]

fender jazz, of course






what is the answer to my question?

 

[geeza]

Yes, it will grow.


Roundwound or flatwound?

 

[HailCorduroy]

Flat, of course


Did you see the size of that chicken?