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Archiac Sayings

I like telling people to "go pound salt" or that something ridiculous is "a bunch of malarkey"

I'm also fond of telling people to "bugger off" or using other variations of that Brit slang. Most people just give you a strange look, like they know they've just been insulted but not exactly sure how haha. It's funny to see people's faces on the rare occasion that they know what it means.

Lately I've been watching the movie Dirty Work and I keep replaying the Don Rickels scenes. I'm anxiously awaiting the time I can tell some jerk to "get a horse and go live in the mountains and stop bothering people" :)