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Are Musicians Musicians?
- Thread starter Daniel Piper
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Like the cat in or not in the box, I am, am not, yet. Or is in the box a dog or god? I am, not. Why? What? Practice.
Are Musicians Musicians?
This is the Talk Bass equivalent of your wife/girlfriend asking " Does this dress make me look fat...?" I haven't lived this long by being foolish enough to answer either question...
By definition musicians are musicians. But not all who play bass are musicians. Me for example.
But I am a legend in my own room.
But I am a legend in my own room.
I prefer to suck at the bass in the privacy of my own room and call myself a genius musician. Especially, with no one home to argue with me.
Of course a Musician is a Musician. You just called them one. Why does this thread have so many responses already? We need to get out more. Unless this is what musicians do.
This is the Talk Bass equivalent of your wife/girlfriend asking " Does this dress make me look fat...?" I haven't lived this long by being foolish enough to answer either question...
Famous last words from those that didn't run away when asked.
"Can I plead the 5th?"
"I'll be right back, I have to go pee all of a sudden"
"No, of course not. The dress has nothing to do with it."
"Once you get it zipped up I'll let you know"
"Wait here, I'll see if I can find one your size"
"No it's just the other girls standing next to you that creates that effect"
"You look no fatter in that one than the other dresses you have at home"
"Not when you stand next to the hippo at the zoo"
"When it rips apart you'll look fit, trim and athletic like the Hulk"
"It's just the dip in the floor causing the mirror to warp"
"Are the tent poles free?"
"Yes it does, take it all off and lets burn some calories right here in the dressing room"
"When you no longer need it, I can use a car cover for the SUV"
'Not at all, It's just the shadow your casting causing that illusion"
"I can't tell, it covers everything. Maybe it's your face that does that"
"I don't know, I can't see the mirror"
Her words: "Does this dress make me look like I don't give a %*#! if I look fat?"
"Maybe it does Roger but if you shave your legs, beard and change your wig I think you can pull it off."
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