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Are shorts ever okay?

watching a metal band wearing shorts? hell yeah.
watching some old dude playing covers in a poopy bar? well, that's is silly.

Well.. camo shorts is a kind of uniform among metalheads..is expected that a metal band dress like a metal band..

My gig dress code is simple : no shorts, no running sneakers, no baseball caps,fedoras or hats, sleeveless shirts , no shirtless and never wear sun glasses in indoor gigs...
 
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Shorts plus tights, works with my shoes. More a fall/winter thing.

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"Yes in fact I did ride a bicycle here."
 
So I live in Unionville.. It's a village area of Toronto and all summer they close down "Main St." And have the Bandstand concerts on Thursday. It's outdoors, covered but hot. Yesterday was "Simply Queen" and not only were they not wearing shorts. They were dressed as Queen. So wife beater and white jacket and sunglasses with big afro and 60's pants etc. They had sufficiently provided themselves with those carpet dryer style fans. I wish I took pictures but I'm used to beingna stagehand just not.

Well prepared example of a time and place where the rules applied and it was a non issue.

Mental note. Carpet dryer blower fans. The drum riser was like an air hockey table.
 
i never understood this shorts discussion here...if its scorching hot, shorts have to be okay!!!
i don't give a fck how other guys legs look, and i think just a tiny portion of people do, so thats their problem
i'm so skinny that i don't wanna be without t-shirt in public, but shorts are a must in summer

...unless they're shorter than my underwear:

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Sorry, but as a Texan I'm not likely to be impressed by your Toronto "so hot" stories; neither are Floridians, Arizonans, or Malaysians.

It is hot for us. We have a variation of 60 degree. So end of January and troughout Febuary it is stupid cold... then July and August often are stupid hot. In Celsius it goes from -30 to 30. It can obviously go beyond those degree but it is the average. In Fahrenheit it gives me : -22 to 86.
 
I usually feel the same way about shorts. They never look good on a band member. My band just did a gig outside on July 4th for a neighborhood party. 10 a.m. to 12 a.m.. It was hot close to 90 Degrees with 70 % humidity.
i wore shorts. Nobody cared. I was a happy bass player. A happy bass player is more important than great band photos. I want some of those golf pants. I'll skip the yoga pants. Nobody wants to see that!