- Jun 30, 2010
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luckily I missed this the first time (80's?) and am checking in to "puns anonymous" for rehab after watching it

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WAGON BOSS: My fellow settlers! We stand here at the Edge O' Civilization, on the banks of the Mississippi River, lookin' West, at Our Destiny!
PIONEER: You can say that again!
WAGON BOSS: What may appear to the fainthearted as a limitless expanse of Godforsaken wilderness...
THIRD PIONEER: Sure is!
WAGON BOSS: ...is, in reality, a Golden Opportunity for humble, God-fearin' people like ourselves, an' our families, an' our children, an' the generations a-comin', to carve a new life - out of the American Indian!
[...]
A brass band enters, playing "Hail to the Chief"
GOVERNMENT AGENT: My fellow Redskins! Speaking for the Great White Father in Washington and all the American People, let me say we respect you savages for your Native Ability to instantly Adapt and Survive in whatever Godforsaken wilderness we move you to.
Out there.
Sign here.
RAILROADER: They did it!
All the cowboys whoop and holler.
- Firesign Theatre, "Temporarily Humboldt County"
Wow this has rambled on to the tuna 636 posts
Ok, not reading all 620 posts...
But I'm gonna go out in a limb and say that OP didn't get the support and/or pat on the back.
Epic thread backfire is epic.
No pic...no Dbag Slayer.How in any way,shape or form is this thread an epic backfire?If anything it shall go down in TB history as potentially one of the most epic ever.
I would like to thank both dbag supporters and non dbag supporters for taking this thread to that level and continuing to do so. (Fully expect an everybodys a dbag supporter in this comment somewhere.Wouldn't expect anything less from this thread)
The $89 Epi Goth Tbird has been officially named "The Dbag Slayer" not by me but by fellow musicians who have heard of my epic tale that day of defending common courtesy and musicians right of gear testage and logged on to read this thread.
I think its a fitting name for such a noble intent.
No pic...no Dbag Slayer.
Well...you linked to your pics from another thread...hardly counts.
Here, I will help you get it right.
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Well...you linked to your pics from another thread...hardly counts.
Here, I will help you get it right.
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How in any way,shape or form is this thread an epic backfire?If anything it shall go down in TB history as potentially one of the most epic ever.
I would like to thank both dbag supporters and non dbag supporters for taking this thread to that level and continuing to do so. (Fully expect an everybodys a dbag supporter in this comment somewhere.Wouldn't expect anything less from this thread)
The $89 Epi Goth Tbird has been officially named "The Dbag Slayer" not by me but by fellow musicians who have heard of my epic tale that day of defending common courtesy and musicians right of gear testage and logged on to read this thread.
I think its a fitting name for such a noble intent.
The $89 Epi Goth Tbird has been officially named "The Dbag Slayer" not by me but by fellow musicians who have heard of my epic tale that day of defending common courtesy and musicians right of gear testage and logged on to read this thread.
I think its a fitting name for such a noble intent.
Nothing says epic fail like a picture of the actual culprit. To the OP, it doesn't really surprise me as to why you don't understand why this thread represents failure....
I read Moby Dick. It was Epic
...has this thread derailed?