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Arrested for Singing Kung Fu Fighting?

Where's Mel Brooks... I feel a movie coming on.. Blazing Kung Fu Fighters

"They were dirty/stinky/smelly/unwashed China men!
From dirty/stinky/smelly/unwashed China town!"

We need a thread where we replace the word "funky" with "dirty/stinky/smelly/unwashed" in every song we can find the world funky in.

"Play that dirty/stinky/smelly/unwashed music white boy"

"I wanna take you down... to dirty/stinky/smelly/unwashed town"

And don't leave out the James Brown tunes:

"Ain't it dirty/stinky/smelly/unwashed
"Ain't it dirty/stinky/smelly/unwashed
"Ain't it dirty/stinky/smelly/unwashed
"Ain't it dirty/stinky/smelly/unwashed
One, two, three, four"
 
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Now, if they were pointing at him and making "Chinese eyes" while they were playing it, then maybe. But geez, I thought we were overly PC in the states. Can Bowie sing China Girl? :confused:

agreed,

but they dont necessarily have to be pointing someone out. i mean, the song itself is pretty innocuous, but its all in the delivery... ;)

tho, not sure he shoulda been carted away, i do love the bit where they arrested the dude eating in a chinese restaurant... :D