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#48
Just what type of milk are you. Whole, 2%, 1%, skim, buttermilk, chocolate or sour. Also what size. What is your " use before" date. Type of container. Your current location. Come on man, we need the facts.

Paul

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#50
96tbird said:
The first one was about milk. You talked about chocolate! You suck.
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You're right i did miss that pretty badly. I could have sworn it said white chocolate. Look i got a lot of questions here! I can't be expected to read all of them properly! The rest though I didn't miss, just answered them straight

PAC said:
Just what type of milk are you. Whole, 2%, 1%, skim, buttermilk, chocolate or sour. Also what size. What is your " use before" date. Type of container. Your current location. Come on man, we need the facts.

Paul

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Fine, let's do this.......

1% even though 3.25% (which i guess is called whole over there) is the best taste wise but i'd have to be 1%. 2 liters.
My use before date was probably around September 2nd 1990. that's when i turned 12. So it was all downhill from there. Childhood over, the bad part of life begins.
Carton. Plastic gives it a taste sometimes. And milk bags while economical are just annoying (you don't get those in the states anyway).
Location, the fridge, where Milk should ALWAYS be (i get very uneasy when i go to someone else's house and see milk just sitting out on a table or counter, PUT THAT **** IN THE FRIDGE, ITS GETTING WARM!)

OK AM I DONE WITH THE MILK THING NOW?

tastybasslines said:
What is the usefulness of being useless?
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Define uselessness. Always remember we as all serve a very important purpose as consumers. Even the homeless sometimes make enough change to buy a coffee/beer. As for things, things can never be useless. Some things are very useful, some have only an aesthetical use, and some serve the purpose of being around for when you need something to break (being otherwise useless). Also really, if the thing was made sold and bought, it served a purpose in the economy.


Gazman said:
Are you drunk?
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I haven't been drunk in 19 years. Wait...IS THAT A DAIRY RELATED QUESTION AGAIN? Just to be sure, no i'm not drunk, i'm still a full carton of milk.
 
#54
Gazman said:
Did you just come from the "Nipple" Thread?
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Yes. Yes i did. Oh wait, you said FROM. Sorry i thought you said something else...

bluesblaster said:
If you were "breast milk" you would be one of the popular kids here
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It is my experience that while most people like breasts (well men anyway) , most people do not like breast milk and find the idea of it repulsive. So i don't know about that. Personally my least favorite way of being exposed to a woman's breast is through breastfeeding. Because, eww, babies...... slobbering all over nipples. Way to ruin the idea of breasts (by using them for what they're for.)

96tbird said:
I get it that the question"why?" is a difficult one and possibly outside the scope of this thread so, do you suppose you could begin with "when?".
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In the beginning there was nothing. Not even the concept of when or why. Then, out of that nothing, something. Photons began interacting with atomic nuclei and producing elementary particles and anti-particles. This was known as the big gangbang (well other **** happened but its too boring to detail). Much later on, life happenned, later still, intelligent life that pondered the concept of why and when. Like why am i not right now participating in a big gangbang and when is the next one.
 
#55
It is my experience that while most people like breasts (well men anyway) , most people do not like breast milk and find the idea of it repulsive. So i don't know about that. Personally my least favorite way of being exposed to a woman's breast is through breastfeeding. Because, eww, babies...... slobbering all over nipples. Way to ruin the idea of breasts (by using them for what they're for.)


I was speaking more as a euphanism and not a literal interpretation, What are your favorite uses for breasts ?
 

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