ask jt!

[john turner]

ok, we've had some "Ask <insert lesser member's name here>" threads before, but i don't think those really important issues that plague our members were addressed, so i'm offering my own meager services to answer those nagging questions that might be keeping you up at night.

 

[Phalex]

Why does it hurt when I pee John Turner?? Why??

 

[john turner]

Why does it hurt when I pee John Turner?? Why??

perhaps you spent too much time with the taco stand lady? (obscure FZ ref)

then again, i would not want to know how you're peeing john turner. that'd be quite a stunt, even if this john turner were very small.

 

[KeithBMI]

I have this red area around my bicep. I thought it was a rash at first... but it looks like a hickey. I have no idea what this thing is.

 

[john turner]

I have this red area around my bicep. I thought it was a rash at first... but it looks like a hickey. I have no idea what this thing is.

and the question is....?

 

[KeithBMI]

Do I have a hickey on my arm?

 

[john turner]

Do I have a hickey on my arm?

if it hurts, my bet would be a carbuncle. apply a warm compress and a generous amount of topical antibiotic ointment.

if it doesn't hurt, it might just be from overuse. try switching hands once in a while. .

 

[KeithBMI]

Oh.

I'm done.

 

[Eric Perry]

ok, we've had some "Ask <insert lesser member's name here>" threads before...

LMAO!!!

 

[spade2you]

Dear JT, why on earth did you design the 7 string bass. Jaco only needed 4.

 

[username n/a]

Why dosent keith love me anymore?

 

[Marlat]

What would you say is the next evolutionary step in TB generally, and the Off-Topic forum specifically?

 

[Marlat]

Will we ever see the "puffy shirt" again?

 

[Asa Samuel]

Why am i being ignored?

 

[spade2you]

Why am i being ignored?

Because you touch yourself too much.

 

[stedtale]

Because you touch yourself too much.

or not enough....

 

[Asa Samuel]

or not enough....

Please instruct me on how to do this, every time i try i end up killing another person

 

[stedtale]

Please instruct me on how to do this, every time i try i end up killing another person

 

[Asa Samuel]

Would sir like a whafer thin mint?

 

[fenderhutz]

Why are the Andes mountains so big and the Andes candies so small?