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[stedtale]

i also plan on implementing a policy of random temp banning for all off topic participants, following the tsa airport model.

I hope this means we get to take off our shoes and there will be a healthy supply of rubber gloves.

 

[mike_v_s]

Hey JT,

Is today big font day?

I hate to speak out of turn(er), but no. Originally, Big Font Day was a semi-annual celebration that would have been observed five (5) times this year and four (4) times in 2009 due to variances in the calendar. However, the massive response we got from the last celebration has the committee reconsidering our schedule.

On the one hand, some are afraid that sponsoring multiple Big Font Days will almost cheapen the purity of the holiday. Others think that something this big simply cannot be contained in a 24 hour span. That's about as much as I can divulge at this point.

On behalf of the committee, I'd like to thank you for your interest and encourage you to learn more about us at your local library.

Mike

 

[john turner]

Is there any chance that chrono-synclastic infundibulum really exist?

from what i hear, there's one between earth and mars.

 

[john turner]

what blueberries are you eating?

the blue ones.

 

[stedtale]

I hate to speak out of turn(er), but no. Originally, Big Font Day was a semi-annual celebration that would have been observed five (5) times this year and four (4) times in 2009 due to variances in the calendar. However, the massive response we got from the last celebration has the committee reconsidering our schedule.

On the one hand, some are afraid that sponsoring multiple Big Font Days will almost cheapen the purity of the holiday. Others think that something this big simply cannot be contained in a 24 hour span. That's about as much as I can divulge at this point.

On behalf of the committee, I'd like to thank you for your interest and encourage you to learn more about us at your local library.

thanks for clearing that up.


JT,

When is small font day?

 

[john turner]

Boxers or briefs? Why?

whenever i see the "boxers or briefs" question it always reminds me of mike tyson back in the day. his opponents all seemed to be brief boxers. heh.

oh, and commando, for ease of access.

 

[hbarcat]

Did you last beat up Chuck Norris just for fun, or because he really deserved it?

 

[KeithBMI]

Who is your least favorite TalkBass member?

 

[john turner]

If you were going to destroy the earth, which method would you choose?

if i were to destroy the earth, my vote would go to the stable strangelets.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Fat skinny girls or skinny fat girls?

 

[john turner]

Did you last beat up Chuck Norris just for fun, or because he really deserved it?

he -always- deserves it. chokes too.

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Where's your two cents?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Walrus or sea lion, which would make a better mate?

 

[john turner]

Does his mean we have to take off our shoes? Will there be rubber gloves involved?

there's certainly going to be a lot of rubber shoes.

 

[john turner]

Who is your least favorite TalkBass member?

i don't know half of you half as well as i would like and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

 

[stedtale]

i don't know half of you half as well as i would like and i like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

so, louieeadg? I knew it.

 

[GregC]

my vote would be : "will physical immortality diminish the meaning of life?"

Wait, \MM/ hasn't already done a poll thread on that?

 

[stedtale]

Why dose \MM/ always have a space before the question mark in his threads ?

 

[john turner]

Fat skinny girls or skinny fat girls?

i judge women on their individual merits, so i'm pretty open to all body types.

(in other words, it's all about da bazoomz at chez turner.)

 

[Phalex]

Walrus or sea lion, which would make a better mate?

I go for a tight seal myself. Must be why I like Tupperware too.