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At 2:00a.m. nobody's ugly.
- Thread starter alaskaleftybass
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i thought there were NO ugly bass threads...but since you asked;
Shots fired
"In an effort to appeal to the green activist nature lovers, Roll-Yur-Own Instruments has released the RYO 'Post Apocalyptic' Bass Guitar."
The bass is made from 100% recycled products. When interviewed by bassists who used the bass reviews were mixed.
"Well, I dunno. The neck is a bit wide and it isn't very fast. The string is a bit high off the board and I'm worried how many hundreds of years the plastic pickup will lay in the landfill long after we're gone. You know we're all gonna be gone, right?"
"Yeah, it's ok, but when I went to adjust the bridge I accidentally crushed it. So when the wife uses up the last of the toilet paper I'll be able to build a new bridge."
"The tone is AMAZING! It actually sounds like an organic piece of wood!"
The basses will go on sale online for $99, or $1 and a "I support Tree Regrowth" sticker. Shipping by bike courier only.
wmhill
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this is awesome! (now how long before somebody brings up the "NO UGLY "rule in a whiney tone?)
CBS-era Fender's impeccable design sense. Not cool ugly, not cute ugly, just...ugly. Can you imagine taking this to an audition? Or playing it out?
I actually kinda like it...
Uhh I hate to crash the party but aren't these kinds of threads against the rules? I posted a thread about this bass being the ugliest thing I'd ever seen and it got locked.
Ugliest Bass Ever? | TalkBass.com
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wmhill
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It is in humor, and we are just looking, laughing, and moving along.
Not going off on them, so I think we are good.
Enjoy the show.
And Thank You Mods.
Not going off on them, so I think we are good.
Enjoy the show.
And Thank You Mods.
I made this twelve string guitar from Warmoth parts last year. I purposely did it to piss off as many different purist groups as possible. Aside from looking funny it sounds glorious!
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My favorite part of this one is that it actually says "PIZZA" on it, as if you would have no idea what it was supposed to be... brilliant!!!!
Ok guys...it's 2:00 am and closing time. Would you????Me, been drunk at the end of many gigs and checking out the last of the girls left saying, hmmmmm?"
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Ok guys...it's 2:00 am and closing time. Would you???
I have a picture to say my response to ^this post;
Ok guys...it's 2:00 am and closing time. Would you????
Uhhhh I don't think this is quite what I had in mind. We don't mean offense to anyone.
