As big of a Red Sox fan as I am, I still think the Yankees will win the AL East this year, and will stand by that statement until they've proven that they can't. If they're still under .500 at the end of May (although, currently, every AL East team is under .500 except the Red Sox), then I may reconsider.
With that said, I don't think Roger Clemens makes a big deal in the standings. If he averaged less than 6 innings per start in the NL Central, how long will he last during games against AL teams with big offenses like the Sox, Jays, and Tigers (and even the Devil Rays at times)? Yes, he'll help their rotation, but he won't be going deep in these games, the bullpen will still get overwokred, and the bullpen will still blow games that should have been won. I've never seen such a big frenzy over someone who's probably not going to be a factor in the season.
GO RED SOX
...and btw, Dice-K doesn't throw a Gyro Ball. It is a media myth. He throws a change up with a screw action that breaks more than anybody has ever seen before.
That change w/ screwball break is called a "shuuto" (sometimes called a "shootball" in english). That's the pitch that was supposedly the gyroball, but some reported screwed it up when Matsuzaka Mania was starting, and now everyone thinks it's the gyroball.
The actual gyroball (which does exist, BTW) actually goes straight, like a fastball (I think it might have a little bit of sinking action, too). The purpose of the pitch is to A) relieve stress on the pitcher's arm (the motion is less stressful than normal pitching), and B) trick the batter into thinking the pitch is a slider so he swings at it like it's a slider and either jams the ball or misses entirely.
So, the gyroball isn't a "media myth." It's just a media screw-up.