Good thing the grammar police are off duty.
Some say I use ellipses too much..... I don't know.... Maybe i do....
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Good thing the grammar police are off duty.
How about making that an unlined fretless?

So people who play Dingwalls are wankers?
Technology has never been advanced by those who have said, "now, that's perfect" or "now, that's good enough". The wheel, the car, the double bass, the electric guitar, etc. were all created by people who thought, "hrmmm, maybe I can do better".
There are very legitimate reasons why the dingwall looks the way it does.
Well, in all honesty, if I wasn't a bass player and I was auditioning bass players and a guy showed up with a Dingwall, it would ring alarm bells.
I would be thinking "This guy is going to want to fit in a slap solo somewhere" or "This guy is going to play harmonics in between all the songs" or "This guy's got a tapping version of the Jetsons theme he's going to try to shoehorn into the set".
Rightly or wrongly, that is what I'd think.
So people who play Dingwalls are wankers?
Hopefully you'd give him a chance to actually play.
As for companies like Dingwall, aside from the 'fanned' fret design (which is not even Dingwall's design...it belongs to a company named Novax which, incedentally does the same thing for guitars), the instruments produced have their own tone as well. I don't see anyone bitchin about the ergonomic computer keyboards or those silly knee chairs which, (oddly enough), is what Novax was trying to do...make the instrument morecomfortable to play.
How about making a fanned fretless!!!![]()
How about making a fanned fretless!!!![]()
"Folks who play coffee table basses or other boutiques are significantly more statistically likely to be wankers"

That's what I meant, a fanned, unlined fretless, torzal.
I don't know who 99% of those people are, but if you're guaranteeing to me that none of them will do anything awful like tapping then I am willing to give them a try.
I find it sad that you think tapping is awful.
Then you'll be missing on some really good players, because you've decided judge something musical with your eyes.
You know who Leeland Sklar is, you can't fool me.
Heck, I don't know 99% of the endorsers for most musical products, so I know what you are saying. Still, I find it sad that you think tapping is awful.
I do know who Leland Sklar is, he's pretty recognisable, but I don't know if I've ever heard him play.
No, it's that I've been conditioned to think that bassists with flashy basses are attention seekers who as such probably won't fit the role of 'bass player' very well.