Bass Innuendos Thread

[AwkwardBass]

I've noticed quite a lot of these, and they're very clever, indeed(occasionally.) I shall begin.

"Does the finish match the headstock?"

 

[JimB52]

The lame bumpersticker "Bass Players Do It Deeper" is the only one that comes to mind.

 

[Cannabass]

ummm something about a G string...

 

[Stilettoprefer]

"Musicians duet better"

I have one that I used to say a lot, "all I do on stage is finger Charlotte (my bass) for a couple hours"

"Nobody likes a dirty G-string"

 

[TolerancEJ]

"Have I ever shown you my Boner or Virgin bass?"

Boner (re: the Fender model with the abnormally long upper horn)
Virgin (re: the BC Rich model)

I'm sure there are other models to add to this list.

 

[HolmeBass]

"My instrument is bigger, and goes deeper." Dunno, I'll keep working on it.

 

[dbhokie]

I like to get down low, and slap it. Stroke it until it just feels right.

 

[carl h.]

Bass players never finish first.

 

[dbhokie]

I love fingering a minor

 

[ffutterman]

Find the groove and then just stay in the pocket.

 

[gard0300]

Bass players use their fingers, Bass players dig big bottoms, Bassist love take it deep, Slapping and popping G Strings all night!

 

[oniman7]

Not that some of these aren't clever, but innuendos are meant to be subtle. You're kind of revealing them for the world to see. Depreciates them IMO.

 

[Sleeq]

The difference between a guitar and a bass is that the bass has a longer shaft so it can go down really low.

 

[Metalbasshippy]

I love fingering a minor

Lol!

 

[Munjibunga]

Re: 5-string basses:

"Instruments with an odd number of strings are much harder to play than those with an even number."

 

[rust_preacher]

Fretless bassists make them go "Mmmwaahhh..."

 

[Jools4001]

A woman came up to me the other day and asked me for an example of what innuendo was.....so I gave her one.

 

[pie_man_25]

bass is longer than guitar,

my long wooden shaft is so big you need two hands to play it,

umm somethingorother, G string.

 

[loend68]

Bassists are longer and thicker....

 

[plankspanker13]

'nuf said:

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