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Wife: Honey, now that we’re married and living together, don’t you think it’s time to part with your collection of bass guitars?
Husband: Oh, God! You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.
Wife: I didn’t know you were married before.
Husband: No, I wasn’t.
Husband: Oh, God! You’re starting to sound like my ex-wife.
Wife: I didn’t know you were married before.
Husband: No, I wasn’t.
Oh, yeah, a little Macho Madness on the suitcase bass. Yeah.
(Y'all know how to properly read that in your mind)
