Bass Meme War! Go!!

[GwenOnBass]

 

[NZBassman]

 

[GwenOnBass]

 

[Richland123]

 

[dr doofie]

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Of course he’s left handed...

 

[rufus.K]

Of course he’s left handed...

The best ones are

 

[dr doofie]

The best ones are

Yes! My thoughts exactly...

 

[Scottgun]

The best ones are

 

[NZBassman]

 

[dadglasser]

Makes sense: sort of on the line rather than in between.

 

[Scottgun]

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Don't know why, but it reminds me of the joke

Q: What do you call two oboes in an orchestra?

A: A minor second

 

[fivestringgecko]

Another one swiped from Cover Band Central on Facebook. lol

5sg.

 

[fivestringgecko]

Ugh, so true. If I had a nickel for every time someone said "Schlappa Da Bass, Mon!" when they find out I'm a bass player.

5sg.

 

[fivestringgecko]

Or when they told me this:

5sg.

 

[Scottgun]

Ugh, so true. If I had a nickel for every time someone said "Schlappa Da Bass, Mon!" when they find out I'm a bass player.

5sg.

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Thirty years ago: "Can you play 'Money'?"
Twenty years ago: "Can you play the Seinfeld theme?"

 

[Schemaman]

Thirty years ago: "Can you play 'Money'?"
Twenty years ago: "Can you play the Seinfeld theme?"

Forty years ago: "Can you play the theme to Barney Miller?"

 

[mrcbass]

50 Years ago: How come your guitar only has 4 strings?

 

[Richland123]

 

[fivestringgecko]

Today: "You play bass? Where's your keyboard?"

5sg.

 

[dragon68]

Today: "You play bass? Where's your <strike>keyboard</strike>turntable?"

5sg.

Fixed it for you.