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Bass or sex?

I can't believe nobody has posted this yet:

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Bass
I can play cello, electric bass, and double bass
And since cello is not a bass
I'm only dropping 2 of my 3 instruments
Plus, im a virgin
I don't wanna die being one...

EDIT:
Oops, i meant to say i wud drop bass
And you can always learn more musical instruments
Like guitar
 
Sex isn't over-rated. Bad sex is over-rated. Sex with someone you've taken your time to get to know in detail is under-rated if anything.

I'll take sex thanks very much, love bass, but my girlfriend would NOT be happy if I chose bass......and I'll have her over either. *Tries frantically to claw back manpoints after all that soppyness"