Bass or sex?

[Pablo Fanque]

If you were forced to choose between either never being able to play bass again or never have sex again, which would you choose?

If you choose bass, no sex ever again for you. If you choose sex, you can never play bass again.

What choice would you make in this ridiculous hypothetical?

 

[D Rokk]

sorry but sex

 

[GianGian]

Bass for sure. Sex by itself is not a thing of the soul, the bass is.

 

[AlembicPlayer]

BASS = SEX

 

[Relic]

is suicide an option??

 

[Xavier Knox]

Sex. Simply put.

 

[RONQUITO]

carrots

/thread

 

[Greyvagabond]

Sex. I'd just buy a baritone guitar.

 

[southernrocker]

bass, I can still do it when I'm 80

 

[Jim Nazium]

bass, I can still do it when I'm 80

+1

 

[stingray56funk]

SEX! I'll learn to play the drums.

 

[tZer]

I'm married with children.

Bass.

 

[Aurel]

Sex while playing bass?

 

[S Sanders]

I'm married with children.

Bass.

THen you don't need to bother choosing. The choice has already been made for you in favor of bass.

 

[elros]

I could learn to play the accordion instead.


Sex.

 

[Ripper]

sex... i can always play guitar

 

[megadan]

Bass.

I mean, I can still... you know... right?

 

[Low Main]

There stood the young women, hovering near the stage after the set was over, all looking swell. When I came off the stand, they all gathered round, to praise my playing.

"Dude, you don't just play that bass. You look like you're in love with it or something. You're all over it."

"Well, ladies, yes, I guess you're right. I am all over it. And now if you'll excuse me, I have to walk away from this moment. Some cat named Pablo that I've never met has made me take an oath of celibacy".

 

[BWB]

If you were forced to choose between either never being able to play bass again or never have sex again, which would you choose?

If you choose bass, no sex ever again for you. If you choose sex, you can never play bass again.

What choice would you make in this ridiculous hypothetical?

I'm going to miss playing the bass...

 

[ryognbass]

some basslines are better than sex. for that reason, bass