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Bass or sex?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Pablo Fanque, Apr 15, 2009.


  1. Pablo Fanque

    Pablo Fanque

    Apr 1, 2009
    If you were forced to choose between either never being able to play bass again or never have sex again, which would you choose?

    If you choose bass, no sex ever again for you. If you choose sex, you can never play bass again.

    What choice would you make in this ridiculous hypothetical?
     
  2. D Rokk

    D Rokk Banned

    Feb 19, 2009
    Delta Quadrant
    sorry but sex
     
  3. GianGian

    GianGian

    May 16, 2008
    Bass for sure. Sex by itself is not a thing of the soul, the bass is.
     
  4. AlembicPlayer

    AlembicPlayer Im not wearing shorts

    Aug 15, 2004
    Pacific Northwet, USA
    BASS = SEX
     
  5. Relic

    Relic Cow are you?

    Sep 12, 2006
    Robbinsville, NJ
    is suicide an option??
     
  6. Sex. Simply put.
     
  7. RONQUITO

    RONQUITO

    Dec 27, 2007
    carrots

    /thread
     
  8. Greyvagabond

    Greyvagabond

    Aug 17, 2007
    Los Angeles
    Sex. I'd just buy a baritone guitar.
     
  9. southernrocker

    southernrocker Banned

    Apr 4, 2009
    bass, I can still do it when I'm 80
     
  10. +1
     
  11. stingray56funk

    stingray56funk Supporting Member

    Feb 16, 2005
    Atlanta
    SEX! I'll learn to play the drums. :cool:
     
  12. I'm married with children.

    Bass.
     
  13. Aurel

    Aurel

    Dec 11, 2008
    Paris, France
    Endorsing Artist: Warwick Basses & Framus guitars, Pigtronix, Aguilar Amps, Orange Amps,
    :bag: Sex while playing bass?
     
  14. S Sanders

    S Sanders

    Feb 15, 2009
    Tulsa, OK
    THen you don't need to bother choosing. The choice has already been made for you in favor of bass. ;)
     
  15. elros

    elros

    Apr 24, 2004
    Norway
    Proprietor, Helland Musikk Teknologi
    I could learn to play the accordion instead.


    Sex.
     
  16. Ripper

    Ripper

    Aug 16, 2005
    NY/NC
    sex... i can always play guitar
     
  17. Bass.

    I mean, I can still... you know... right?
     
  18. Low Main

    Low Main Supporting Member

    Nov 27, 2004
    Massachusetts
    There stood the young women, hovering near the stage after the set was over, all looking swell. When I came off the stand, they all gathered round, to praise my playing.

    "Dude, you don't just play that bass. You look like you're in love with it or something. You're all over it."

    "Well, ladies, yes, I guess you're right. I am all over it. And now if you'll excuse me, I have to walk away from this moment. Some cat named Pablo that I've never met has made me take an oath of celibacy".
     
  19. BWB

    BWB

    Aug 30, 2000
    Knoxville TN
    I'm going to miss playing the bass...
     
  20. some basslines are better than sex. for that reason, bass
     

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