Bass or sex?

[pringlw]

Trick question! You play bass to get sex.

Or at least I used to, now I'm happily married.

 

[specs]

Bass, Sex is overrated.

 

[johnpaulbass]

BASS = SEX

+1




but.. Don't force me to choose...

 

[cowsgomoo]

If you were forced to choose between either never being able to play bass again or never have sex again, which would you choose?

If you choose bass, no sex ever again for you. If you choose sex, you can never play bass again.

What choice would you make in this ridiculous hypothetical?

I'd ditch bass... there are hundreds of other musical instruments out there... maybe not as cool as bass, but i'm not giving up sex for it

 

[max8899]

Have to warm up those vocal chords,
And polish up on my guitar,
not so keen on the no sex thing

 

[froglips]

Bass!
Sex is waaaaaayyyyyy over-rated!

 

[jeremyr]

No pics no...hot wife sex?

HAHA!!!

 

[revlimitbounce]

Well, I have a three-year-old, a five-month-old and a big dog, so you do the math:

3-year-old + 5-month + doofus yellow lab = no trim for jim

Seriously, I'd give up bass. I can always fall back on the clarinet....

....or skin flute?

 

[dj150888]

I'm guessing that all those who said "bass" really aren't getting much in the ways of action from the ladies? (Except Jeremy and his cute wife).

Has it really been so long for some of you that you can picture the rest of your life without sex?!?

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Bass isn't that important...

Close second, but not that important.

 

[buzzbass]

I played bass last night, and had sex before work this morning. I win !!!

 

[dj150888]

I'm doing both right now

Kidding, haven't seen the missus since yesterday

 

[AlembicPlayer]

playing bass gets me sex. There's no way around it.
Having sex got me a bass once....she was very grateful and gifted me a nice Jazz bass.

I reiterate
BASS = SEX

 

[sirpug]

I'm married and I've actually had this question posed to me. I chose the sex but at the time I new I could go back to my bass the next day.

I'm not so sure now. This is kind of final and using my degree in skin flutology would get a little old (not to mention chaffed and sore) after awhile.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sex. Definitely sex.



Disclaimer:
I do reserve the right to change my answer at retirement or with the loss of my significant other (god forbid).

 

[whitespike]

sex... i can always play guitar

+1. While I like bass better in live situations, it's still playing music. Sex.

 

[moonshinegtrs]

Sex is what got me playing bass to start with (hot guitar playing girl friend!). As much as I'd miss my basses, got to go with sex. I don't care what your argument is, if your answer is bass, you just aint doing the sex thing right!!!
Moonshine

 

[stingray56funk]

I did used to be pretty good at the saxophone family. I hear playing tenor sax can get you some mid 50's women...

I'll stick with my original answer of keeping SEX!

 

[BananaKing]

Well, I have a three-year-old, a five-month-old and a big dog, so you do the math:

3-year-old + 5-month + doofus yellow lab = no trim for jim

Seriously, I'd give up bass. I can always fall back on the clarinet....

....or skin flute?

HAHAHAHAHA..........Gross.......

 

[Nashrakh]

I'm guessing that all those who said "bass" really aren't getting much in the ways of action from the ladies? (Except Jeremy and his cute wife).

Has it really been so long for some of you that you can picture the rest of your life without sex?!?

How about people who favor bass over chocolate?

Must have been a long time these people had a taste. Otherwise they'd love it.

Also: Bass.

 

[dj150888]

There are MAAAAAAAAAAAANY reasons why that analogy is wrong Nashrakh, but I'm too lazy to explain so, I'm just gonna stick with, "No!"