Bass or sex?

[TBird1958]

Any sexual act with another human being. You could still engage in self gratification.

Bass.............

I'm remarkably good at having my way with myself

 

[BlizzardBass]

Bass...I get to use both hands.

 

[Sathington W.]

Ditto

Bass all day. Sex is so overrated, especially when you see what happens 9 months later.

I sincerely hope your kids don't ever join TB. That would spell disaster.

 

[Davecg2]

As long as I can still "rub one off" on my own, Bass. Otherwise, probably Sex.

 

[rarbass]

If you were forced to choose between either never being able to play bass again or never have sex again, which would you choose?

If you choose bass, no sex ever again for you. If you choose sex, you can never play bass again.

What choice would you make in this ridiculous hypothetical?

I begin to wonder whether this is a curiosity question, or if it's someone asking for advice

 

[Mike Shevlin]

I'm married with children.

Bass.

I'm single with cats - SEX.

 

[ucbassman]

I'll take actual boning over the ability to play Bonin' in the Boneyard.

 

[Allmanfan456]

Bass!

I love my bass too much!

 

[Ryan Mohr]

Dude, this isn't even fair haha...

 

[millsbass5]

is suicide an option??

+1,Amen!!

 

[dinghy]

I'm 16, sex.

 

[Blown Cone]

Bass puts the option in adoption.

But honestly, right now it'd be sex. If I had one or two kids, I would definitely choose bass.

 

[Jehos]

Depends on the partner vs. the gig, but 90% leaning toward sex.

 

[Against Will]

Sex, I'll take up the ukelele or something.

 

[GrindYourMind]

I don't have any children so I'd choose sex. But that's the only reason.

 

[unclejane]

If you were forced to choose between either never being able to play bass again or never have sex again, which would you choose?

If you choose bass, no sex ever again for you. If you choose sex, you can never play bass again.

What choice would you make in this ridiculous hypothetical?

Er, I have a choice?

LS

 

[skeptikal]

I think if I made a $1 million a year playing bass it'd be a different story... I'm 22 years old so hormones aren't allowing me to choose bass.

 

[T-MOST]

"If" I made my living playing bass I "might" have to skip the sex. Nah, who am I kidding!!!

 

[SteveC]

There's a serious shortage of drummers around here...

 

[T-MOST]

Bass!

I love my bass too much!

That sounds literal... and thats scarey!