Bass or sex?

[wnelson]

If someone was to tell me i had to make this choice......I would gently stab him 47 times in the face and steal his wallet......because i should be paid for having someone waste my time.:scowl:

(slapping hands together)...and thats that.

 

[Fishheadjoe]

Married for 25 years
2 kids and a full time job.... I play my bass every night.... take a guess which one I already chose?! LMAO
Fishheadjoe

 

[BigKahuna13]

my wife has been sending me dirty emails all day long.
i didn't get a chance to practice my minor scales before i left for work this morning.

wonder what i should do when i get home tonight.

 

[wnelson]

my wife has been sending me dirty emails all day long.
i didn't get a chance to practice my minor scales before i left for work this morning.

wonder what i should do when i get home tonight.

just make sure you dont put ''minor'' and ''sex'' in the same decision...

(hey it was funny to me)

 

[Korladis]

Sex. I'd learn to play the bagpipe instead, since it's the next best instrument for making obnoxious noises.

 

[fuNKmaster83]

i would be either a percussionist or a synth player... so SEX it is!!!

 

[professor_bills]

I'm over 50, married have 6 kids, three grandkids, one of which we have custody another on the way. When I play bass with the band I usually drink and come home and fall right to sleep (translate to passout) and even when I am not - sex is a rarity
In other words
Decision has been made a while ago

 

[Groovin_Joe]

I would have to go with sex... as much as I love bass I think i would take up trumpet again, or sing better and play guitar as i have seen them get more chicks than I have with bass.

My bass didn't wake me up by...this morning before work and I don't think that she will let me practice bass tonight either.

 

[bishopfunk]

My wife is too sexy the bass. I can play with her anytime I want!!!!

 

[Rich600]

Sex. I enjoy playing guitar, drums and singing too.

 

[Lyle Hopkins]

I make money playing bass.

I guess I could make money having sex, but it probably wouldn't be as fun.

 

[FunkMetalBass]

I've only ever had sex with my bass.

I don't know the answer.

 

[Dogbertday]

Didn't we give up sex when we chose to play bass?



*shifty eyes*

 

[JQ1986]

I'd take the sex. I have 6 basses I can finger but no woman to...well you get the point.

 

[MatticusMania]

How about people who favor bass over chocolate?

Must have been a long time these people had a taste. Otherwise they'd love it.

Also: Bass.

Oh no way, I'd give up chocolate in a heartbeat to play bass.

Sex > Bass >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Chocolate.

Don't get me wrong, I like chocolate, but there are many things I like better. Sex & Bass are pretty much the 2 greatest things ever.

 

[xMaxBASSx]

haha **** you I choose bot

 

[Ripper]

haha **** you I choose bot

must be a drummer... that or just sucks at both bass and sex

 

[Korladis]

Didn't we give up sex when we chose to play bass?



*shifty eyes*

Despite the college humor video, I think the answer to that is actually a definitive "No."

 

[excane]

Sex without question. I'll find something else to thump.

 

[Shoot_A_Hostage]

There stood the young women, hovering near the stage after the set was over, all looking swell. When I came off the stand, they all gathered round, to praise my playing.

"Dude, you don't just play that bass. You look like you're in love with it or something. You're all over it."

"Well, ladies, yes, I guess you're right. I am all over it. And now if you'll excuse me, I have to walk away from this moment. Some cat named Pablo that I've never met has made me take an oath of celibacy".

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