Bass or sex?

[Alduroth]

My girlfriend wants to learn to play the bass.
So the decision is made.. I wont be able to stop playin da bass.
Besides, sex is overrated. To add on that I like 'lollipop-style action' more. Which isn't sex. Right?

 

[4stringswing]

Didn't we give up sex when we chose to play bass?



*shifty eyes*

HAHAHA!!! I can count on my hands how many times a woman has complimented my playing after a gig. Several of my ex's used to say I loved my bass more than them. Funking true!!! Now if you excuse me, i' be toddling off to play with my pink oboe too...lol

 

[Ramstien]

My girlfriend wouldn't like either choice, I guarantee it.

 

[dvh]

What's worse: no sex at all or sex that you don't enjoy?

 

[MatticusMania]

Who continues to have sex that they don't enjoy?

 

[MatticusMania]

Sex without question. I'll find something else to thump.

Sex = THE Thump

 

[mikeswals]

I'm also married with children, so I'm good.

Bring on the bass.

 

[dvh]

Who continues to have sex that they don't enjoy?

Married people, mostly (and I'm only half joking)

 

[bohemond]

Sex without question . Bass I could live without. Poonanny i COULDNT.

 

[ProfGumby]

this has to be the absolute worst question posed of all times.

I don't know about that.....

Especially since my wife seems to be making the choice for me for a long time now.....

I choose bass. But if I change my mind often......

 

[ProfGumby]

My girlfriend wants to learn to play the bass.
So the decision is made.. I wont be able to stop playin da bass.
Besides, sex is overrated. To add on that I like 'lollipop-style action' more. Which isn't sex. Right?

Hey, it worked for Bill Clinton, and the Courts believed it! So there ya have it! A guy can play bass while his lady pays the skin.....well, you know!

 

[Korladis]

Hey, it worked for Bill Clinton, and the Courts believed it! So there ya have it! A guy can play bass while his lady pays the skin.....well, you know!

That's cause it's true, it's not sex.

 

[Korladis]

Married people, mostly (and I'm only half joking)

But if it's not enjoyable, what's the point?

 

[Anesthesia]

if anybody replied bass they are a sad sad individual. this is not sarcasm.

 

[dvh]

But if it's not enjoyable, what's the point?

Exactly

 

[Low Tone]

It depends.
Does my wife still get to have sex?
If so, do I get to watch?
If so, bring on the bass and some tissues.

 

[TobyBrodel]

sex, whilst i love the bass i love playing music more.

i could be a guitarist or a cellist or a sax player or something and be equally as happy

 

[Korladis]

I am actually a very happy individual, insufferably happy some say, and I am going to reply "Bass". Why? Because bass is my passion, and sex is not.

Also, I am asexual.

You can reproduce all by yourself like an amoeba?

 

[iridiumrocks]

Playing bass is just like sex: You can have a good time doing it by yourself but it's a lot more fun in a group

 

[JimmyM]

Not precisely.

In anthropological terms, an asexual is an individual who does not experience sexual attraction to another human being.

I see I'm being discussed.



Listen, you take sex before anything! That bass will always be there. That chick may not.