Bass or sex?

[Stempelloos]

SEX!
Besides, switching to guitar would mean that the SEX option above became more prevalent, as we all know that guitar players get more interest anyways, so it's a win-win for your sex!

Guitar players get more attention. But girls looking for sex often pick the bassplayer for that. Supposedly because bassplayers have a better sex drive and are less self centered (That's what girls/pillow talk told me).

Anyway to get back to the question. Sex is overrated, and often you'll have to deal with the consequeces of it. You can play bass again and again without having to deal with all the relational hazards, moods, periods, etc. involved in sex.

 

[Solid Moose]

Guitar players get more attention. But girls looking for sex often pick the bassplayer for that. Supposedly because bassplayers have a better sex drive and are less self centered (That's what girls talk told me).

I always thought it would be because anyone who has sex with someone based purely on the fact that they play guitar, is probably to stupid to tell the difference between guitar and bass.

I abstain from answering the question until I have actually had sex however

 

[Dellers]

Bass. Easily.

 

[Stempelloos]

I always thought it would be because anyone who has sex with someone based purely on the fact that they play guitar, is probably to stupid to tell the difference between guitar and bass.

I abstain from answering the question until I have actually had sex however

It is said that basses are more comfortable on the senses & belly.
Guitars are a strain on the ears.

 

[BioDriver]

Sex. I play some piano so I could just hop to the dark side.

 

[David Jayne]

Did someone already say carrots? Carrots.

 

[Jazz Ad]

I'd keep sex over bass but would take music (as a whole) over sex.

 

[Korladis]

Not precisely.

In anthropological terms, an asexual is an individual who does not experience sexual attraction to another human being.

Wouldn't "nonsexual" be a more accurate term for that, then?

 

[RedCoatMonster]

Id have to look into the future and evaluate all my poon and how much of a beast Id become without sex to distract me...but probably sex...Ive always got my trombone.

 

[rap138]

I get sex quite often, (long term relationship with children) I'm happy to do it anytime, my partner the same, but given the choice it has to be bass. Sex it is overrated, not because we get all hormone driven we cannot judge the merits of other things. If given the choice to have a great dinner with a nice pint of beer for the rest of my life every night I would choose that as well over sex, and the list is longer.
besides, as pointed so many times during the thread, you can always fly solo

 

[holllowbody]

But if it's not enjoyable, what's the point?

Well in that case, the sex may not be the best. But the sex doesnt have to be good when all you are after is spraying a load. I know I have been there before in my younger years and I know I am not alone.

 

[holllowbody]

if anybody replied bass they are a sad sad individual. this is not sarcasm.

What do you mean by that? Sad, but in what sence of the word?

Sex is not the be-all-end-all of life as we know it. One could easily say that if anyone thinks it is, then they are the one that is missing out in life.

 

[iplaybasstexas]

well, there's a lot of diseases related to sex...


but there's only one with bass.... GAS!

 

[jsm81]

I'd take the bass, because where there is bass there will always be sex. And unfortunately, for some of us, no bass would definately mean no sex.

 

[holllowbody]

I'd take the bass, because where there is bass there will always be sex. And unfortunately, for some of us, no bass would definately mean no sex.

But the point to the hypothetical question is that if you keep the bass you loose the sex. If you take the sex you loose the bass.

So to say where there is bass there will always be sex doesn't fly.

You have to pick bass OR sex.

 

[jsm81]

But the point to the hypothetical question is that if you keep the bass you loose the sex. If you take the sex you loose the bass.

So to say where there is bass there will always be sex doesn't fly.

You have to pick bass OR sex.

Understood, hollowbody. But based on the logic I present we are faced with a paradox, where one (being sex) is solely based on the other (that is bass). If one chooses sex, he unfortunately will have neither (no bass = no sex). At the same time, one cannot choose bass, because playing the bass will almost always lead to sex. (Yes, I'm very happily married and the bass is what initially attracted my wife to me.)

 

[theoldman]

I'm married with children.

So you're already never having sex again, right?

 

[theoldman]

And in all honesty, sex. I'll learn the tuba and start a New Orleans horn band or something.

 

[holllowbody]

Understood, hollowbody. But based on the logic I present we are faced with a paradox, where one (being sex) is solely based on the other (that is bass). If one chooses sex, he unfortunately will have neither (no bass = no sex). At the same time, one cannot choose bass, because playing the bass will almost always lead to sex. (Yes, I'm very happily married and the bass is what initially attracted my wife to me.)

I can see how playing bass (or guitar or whatever) can in some cases generate attraction, but by no means does not playing a bass mean no sex. I am sure plenty of non musical instrument players out there get laid. I was getting sex before I picked up a bass.

So if you had to choose between never again having sex with your wife (or anyone else) and being able to play bass OR never again playing bass yet going on as normal with the sex life which would you choose?

 

[JimmyM]

But, if the chick is there, doesn't that mean the bass won't be? Assuming I want the encounter to be successful?

On a serious note, this is the way I truly feel about it. I've dated several girls, one of whom wanted to go all the way (and she was pretty and everything), but I've come to the realization that I would vastly prefer a walk in the park, or cooking something together, or just straight cuddling. Never been interested in the primal side of things.

Anyway, /derail.

You, sir, are no longer allowed in this discussion. You'll skew the results

j/k...