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Bass or sex?
- Thread starter Pablo Fanque
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Seriously
if anyone is actually picking bass over sex, I'm assuming they're never had an amazing sex life.
if anyone is actually picking bass over sex, I'm assuming they're never had an amazing sex life. 
To never again have sex while playing the bass. Either that, or to never respond to any more ridiculous hypotheticals...
MM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THen you don't need to bother choosing. The choice has already been made for you in favor of bass.
that made me laugh so hard!!!
Seriously
That's it! Wife started to shut down immediately after marriage.....after 2 kids............let's just say Gandhi had more and better sex....
I think I've been robbed by life....
Luckily, my girlfriend would never make me choose between bass playing and her, as she understands it's part of who I am.
In this ridiculous hypothetical though, where somehow if I choose to have sex I can no longer play bass... as I said, I'd find another instrument to be equally obnoxious on.
In this ridiculous hypothetical though, where somehow if I choose to have sex I can no longer play bass... as I said, I'd find another instrument to be equally obnoxious on.
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Bagpipes!!!!
Wait, that's almost a guaranteed way not to have sex.
Unless it's with your self..
Being a newb here all the topics are new to me. As soon as the topic line a reply popped into my head ... but it was not original as it was an initial response ^^^ LOL.
Then another thought ...
I've seen this poster where there is a stunning model pictured in a bathing suit with a quote something like "Somewhere, somepleace there is a person that just can't take their crap anymore." ... I've never actually seen a poster stating a similar sentiment with a picture of a Bass in it!
Bagpipes!!!!
Wait, that's almost a guaranteed way not to have sex.
Unless it's with your self..
Nah, my girlfriend loves Scottish stuff.
Hmmm... maybe I should take up bagpipes anyway.
What I don't get is how some guys here say "meh, I can still abuse
myself, so bass"
Your hand is NOT equal to a woman. Haha
Or even a woman's hand for that matter.
Come to think of it those guys are probably much better men then I am..
So I'll have to say sex, but it's not an easy decision. :scowl:
myself, so bass"
Your hand is NOT equal to a woman. Haha
Or even a woman's hand for that matter.
Come to think of it those guys are probably much better men then I am..
So I'll have to say sex, but it's not an easy decision. :scowl:
That's it! Wife started to shut down immediately after marriage.....after 2 kids............let's just say Gandhi had more and better sex....
I think I've been robbed by life....
Wow, I feel for you man. I'm married with 2 kids as well, and I've never had it better than now! As much as I love bass, there is no way I could give up that connection with the love of my life. Sure, it may sound cheesy or cliche, but it's the honest truth. A part of me would die if I had to give up bass, a large part... but I could find another instrument. I couldn't find another woman like the one I have now, not in a million years.
That being said... thank God I don't have to choose!
