Bass or sex?

[millsbass5]

Please!!Hands down,sex.

 

[GerManson]

I'm REALLY going to miss playing the bass...

 

[Snakeman1066]

I'm Married....so I have bought three new basses in the last year...lol

 

[Tom Servo]

One time, I didn't have to choose.

I'll leave out the details, since this is a family-friendly board.

Ah, to be young again.

 

[BZadlo]

This forum is making me think twice about marriage.

 

[Cabazon]

I could play bass all day every day and not get bored.

 

[BassGirl1122]

BASS = SEX

ITA! I'd pick bass over sex anyday! to me, bass IS sex! hehe!

 

[hellfleet]

I don't think I could get through life without either.

 

[WakeboardMom]

my wife has been sending me dirty emails all day long.
i didn't get a chance to practice my minor scales before i left for work this morning.

wonder what i should do when i get home tonight.

fishnets and black leather boots?

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

i did notice that there weren't any posts in this thread from female bass players - i wonder if thinking of bass with this kind of "affection" is a guy thing?

Not at all. I love my bass with all my heart and soul, and I would gladly give up ANY sexual relations to play the bass. For me, playig the bass gives me a pleasure beyond anything sexual pleasures can give me.

 

[Korladis]

Also, it doesn't say that if I chose sex, that I couldn't just play "downtuned electric precision cello". Loopholes. Also, bagpipes.

 

[MatticusMania]

Also, it doesn't say that if I chose sex, that I couldn't just play "downtuned electric precision cello". Loopholes. Also, bagpipes.

I was just going to grab a guitar, snip off the B & e strings, and use a nice octave pedal.

My girlfriend wouldnt be too happy if I chose the bass over the sweet sweet lovin' she gives me. Then again, my girl would never make me choose one or the other. But, if put in a deathmatch, I have to say, the lovin' would prevail.

 

[guitardefector]

I can always snap the wife's G-string if I get lonely.

 

[Korladis]

I was just going to grab a guitar, snip off the B & e strings, and use a nice octave pedal.

My girlfriend wouldnt be too happy if I chose the bass over the sweet sweet lovin' she gives me. Then again, my girl would never make me choose one or the other. But, if put in a deathmatch, I have to say, the lovin' would prevail.

Same here. My lady would never make me choose between her and bass, she'd be very sad if I stopped playing. But, as long as loopholes are open, I would choose the sweet lovin. Now, if it were between sex and all music in general, it would be quite different.

I wouldn't want to just switch to guitar with an octave pedal. It's just too dinky. I'm not that big a guy, but guitars always feel too tiny in my hands.

 

[weldon29]

Bass, I'm a pianist and just play the bass for fun.

 

[king_biscuit]

SEX! I'll learn to play the drums.

+1 I wonder if the people giving up sex have actually ever had sex...

 

[steveksux]

Depends on which is more roadworn, the bass or the girl...

Randy

 

[BassOthunder]

Bass. four-play is allowed right? (not talking about the Nathan East group)

 

[Jimtoonz]

Kind of gives new perspective to the term "floating thumb".

 

[J. Montgomery]

Haha!

Sex, indeed. There are more instruments beyond the bass; like the left hand of a piano player.