Bass or sex?

[barteroo2002]

I make love to my girlfriend like I am playing the bass...
I play bass as if I am making love to my girlfriend...

I therefore find it pretty hard to choose...HOWEVER...my girlfriend is so mind-blowingly amazing in bed (seriously she's shocker) I think it would have to be SEX please.

(But I do love bass)x

 

[remainthesame]

well i never get laid anyway, so im goin with bass

 

[MusicBokonon]

Without getting into too much detail, do we define sex as actually doing it, or does it also include "fooling around"?

 

[anthowl]

find solace in the fact that every guitar player everywhere chose sex before they ever touched a guitar.

teehee.

 

[MichaelPatrick]

There stood the young women, hovering near the stage after the set was over, all looking swell. When I came off the stand, they all gathered round, to praise my playing.

"Dude, you don't just play that bass. You look like you're in love with it or something. You're all over it."

"Well, ladies, yes, I guess you're right. I am all over it. And now if you'll excuse me, I have to walk away from this moment. Some cat named Pablo that I've never met has made me take an oath of celibacy".

ROFLMAO

 

[dave-chaulk]

What, exactly, is the difference between Bass and Sex?

 

[rcarraher]

If you were forced to choose between either never being able to play bass again or never have sex again, which would you choose?

If you choose bass, no sex ever again for you. If you choose sex, you can never play bass again.

What choice would you make in this ridiculous hypothetical?

Isn't playing bass the same as sex? Or is it just w#*king off? If it is the later, does that count as sex? Inquiring minds want to know....

 

[steveksux]

EVERYBODY pays for a bass. Many people refuse to pay for sex. Therefore Bass > Sex.

Randy

 

[rhythmsection]

What, exactly, is the difference between Bass and Sex?

Well, I have two scenarios...

One: when is the last time you were on stage, playing a good show, and while in that euphoric moment of gelling with your bandmates, you took a look at the crowd and noticed a few ladies in the crowd swaying, with their eyes closed, and just the right dynamic moment in the music hit them, and they opened their eyes suddenly and possibly lit a cigarette?

Two: When was the last time you were in bed with a woman and she pulled out your John Hancock, and noted the Maple neck with the Rosewood fretboard, with nice low-but-not-too-low action and the flatwound strings?

 

[hall1k]

Well, if you're a girl, you could always make some good use of that low E vibration... Just make sure you have a bass with insanely long sustain

 

[MisterMagician]

Well, I have two scenarios...

One: when is the last time you were on stage, playing a good show, and while in that euphoric moment of gelling with your bandmates, you took a look at the crowd and noticed a few ladies in the crowd swaying, with their eyes closed, and just the right dynamic moment in the music hit them, and they opened their eyes suddenly and possibly lit a cigarette?

Two: When was the last time you were in bed with a woman and she pulled out your John Hancock, and noted the Maple neck with the Rosewood fretboard, with nice low-but-not-too-low action and the flatwound strings?

Quite a few times on both accounts actually.

 

[mccartneyman]

Bass. Never had a bass change its mind at the last second.

 

[nohbudi]

Sex...

I already play tuba...

 

[nohbudi]

Bass. Never had a bass change its mind at the last second.

You've never had the batterys crap out on a mid 90s active fender then have you?

 

[pig]

sex... i can always play guitar

play guitar? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MisterMagician]

So basically this is a marriage question then?

"Either I stop playing Bass or the missus goes down on the pool boy."

 

[5StringBlues]

I make love to my girlfriend like I am playing the bass...
I play bass as if I am making love to my girlfriend...

So then we're just talking about finger movement?

 

[MusicBokonon]

Why a bass is better than a girlfriend/wife:
A bass doesn't get mad if you bring another bass home.
You don't need to buy dinner and a movie to play a bass.
You can always plug your cord into a bass.
If you don't like a bass, you can just sell it.
etc.

 

[mellowgerman]

More bass, no sex.
It may seem ridiculously hypothetical, but in my case, the excessive bass playing often ticks off potential partners... I say, whatev.

 

[mccartneyman]

I like my basses passive and my women active.