+1 on relic'd basses, the acid-washed and artfully kneehole-ripped jeans of the instrument world. I'd be embarrassed to own something that pretends to have honestly earned mojo. No better than fake antiques IMHO.
I recently asked someone else this question, but I'll ask you too.
Do you only buy new instruments? If you buy used you didn't break that guitar in. You don't know its real history, and so are you now embarresed because you didn't earn the mojo? How is a relic any different? If I buy a vintage bass I didn't cause any of that wear.. Does that make me a poser?