So I've got the following web site now: http://www.unidentifiedbassplayer.com/ and on it is a little Java utility called the Quoter, which feeds text across the screen. I've decided to load it up with as many quotes from bass players (well known-or otherwise) as I can compile. Got any good ones out there? It can be anything you want that's fit to print as long as it has a source/attribution of some kind. Many thanks, unbasslichkeit "Not all who mumble are incoherent"