Sorry, but I hate this bad, incorrect use of science. dna is only active in living things. dna determines the characteristics of growing and living things. The wood in a bass is dead, not growing or living. While one can extract and analyze dna from a dead piece of wood, it is not active and in no way can affect a basses tone, etc.
It is sad that you are not kidding.
Thank you, Enrico Fermi. Lots of fun at parties, aint'cha?
I kid, I kid- your thesis is correct regarding dna. I do prefer that an instrument be highly exposed the elements I described, and I do stand by my premise that the conditions I mentioned alter a bass in an ear pleasing way. I also enjoy the visceral experience that such a bass presents. The smoky smell dissipates after you put enough of yourself into the instrument by playing it. Or are you buying the instrument simply to collect or look at? (not that there's anything wrong with that, to quote Seinfeld).
Originally Posted by corinpills
"If you showed up to buy a bass and the person's place was a total mess, trashed, just no sense of self- respect at all, wouldn't you question how well he/she treated the bass? It's the same thing to me. Absolutely no disrespect intended to those who smoke. They've been duped by big business interests who spend a lot of time trying to get them addicted, so again; sympathy."
The metrics you describe to calculate the value of a musical instrument are unrelated. A musical instrument is valued according to its appearance, originality, tone, and scarcity, although there are those, evidently, who will not pay as much for a bass if it smells of smoke. These factors are readily observable in the bass itself, without regard to the owner's living conditions or habits. If the bass is worthwhile, it's worthwhile.
Fwiw, I don't smoke, and I have compassion for those who are addicted to any substance or behavior.
Originally Posted by irishpride28
"I lol'ed. Chill out, he's either kidding or past the point where you should even care."
Well, my friends would tell you I'm passed that point of no return, but what are friends for? I am comfortable with people who don't want a smoke-flavored bass not buying one. Live and let live, dont'cha know.