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Basses that you have owned that should never have been built!

Warwick thumbs were designed to be worn ala Mark King: high and horizontal. And they're pretty good at it. They stay very horizontal and do not go beyond this. Sure, it's not everyone favorite position to play, but hell, it was designed for this.

The bowtie posture makes first position reach feel much longer, as well as putting a nasty bend in the right wrist. A good ergonomic design can be played up high, down low, and everywhere in between.
 
I had a Vox Cougar hollowbody. The neck made a Hofner look wide. I never could play it with fingers, and it was hard with a pick. It looked like a 335, but it had no solid center and the top warped with any change of the weather. Developed cracks all over the body. Really cool looking bass, but a total piece of @#$%.
 
I had this Hagstrom Swede bass in black, back in about 1981. It passed through my hands like a hot potato.

In the words of a great bass-playing poet, "Looked like a beauty, played/sounded like doody."

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I don't know how you play a bass...but the fingerboard is useful for vibrato/slide techniques and stopping your fingers from going thru the back of the neck...

I played a Gittler a couple times -- a Gittler is essentially the six-string electric guitar version of whatever that bass pictured is (Andy Summers used one in a Police video, if that helps) -- and I can assure you, on a fretted instrument you do not need a fingerboard for vibrato/slide techniques nor to stop your fingers from going thru the back of the neck.
 
except it has no fretboard. looks like you would be tickling your own palms trying to play it.

We already covered that no fretboard shouldn't be a problem- the lack of much space for your thumb on the back of the neck looks like it would be though.
 
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Awesome bass, all but the color... Rarity be damned, I'm still tempted to strip and refinish it.

I hate a natural mahogany Cort 5-string that I purposely stripped and painted this color
 
Back in the early 70's my brother came home with a Japanese copy of the Hofner Beatle Bass. I've looked all over for it, but can't find it - so it's lost in the mists of time.

What I remember of it is that it had a very high action, the pickups actually rattled in their mounts, and when plugged in it alternated between cutting in and out and feedback.

Any budget bass you buy today from China or Korea would be made better.
 
The bowtie posture makes first position reach feel much longer, as well as putting a nasty bend in the right wrist. A good ergonomic design can be played up high, down low, and everywhere in between.


The Thumb's design was primarily a "slap" bass first,in conjunction with a bassist called Johnathon Davis.He wanted a small bodied neck thru with 26 frets that balanced quite horizontal.He slapped from below the strings.It was also meant to be headless initially,but due to popular responce,was kept headed.This model has proved to be one of the most popular for Warwick amongst a broad range of players.But just like anything.It cant possibly appeal to everyone,or meet everyone's expectations.
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Second, a particular Fender Jazz bass. Maple neck with pearl blocks, Antigua finsih, no tone, big clumsy feeling neck, and just about everything done wrong. It was so bad that when people broke into our store and stole a pile of instruments, they left this one sitting in the parking lot. Even thieves wouldn't take it!!John
:D That literally made me laugh out loud.
 
Washburn AEB5. Had the slots where the sound hole is. It was so top heavy that the neck would dive down and take chunks of wood out of the stage. The top went through a snare drum head, the top of an amp, into a bowl of chili, and smashed an old ladies walker. Of course this is all made up............except for the part about the Washburn. ZZ Top would love it because with one good push it would spin around like the second hand on a clock.
 
my friend had a Ibanez Bass that he smeared with dog crap and then after it dried he shelacked (sp?) over that and he called that his S*&t Bass and he loved the thing (band called Nightstick from Boston)

I knew of another guy here that somehow attached wood to his bass to make it look like a skinny long penis with a penis shaped headstock with two big giant balls down at the body section and he played that live during certain songs and the crowed loved it when he came back carrying it--> like a novelty act but it worked for a decent following at following shows .

I think there is no ugly bass out there,,, its all in the eye of the beholder,,, I had a Pedulla series two that was a yellowish lime green and whn I joined a hardcore band they finally talked me into stripping the finish off and I always wished I didn't becasue I thought it was more funny than anything.

as for sound,,, I'm brought up on the principle that the sound is the head/amp and speaker cabs,,,, any bass can sound awesome just turn around and adjust the setting s OR buy another amp---> there is AMPS that Suk but Basses stand in another category.