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- Thread starter lebowski11
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Doctors Office.
A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a rhubarb in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a rhubarb in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
Ahem. Excuse me, that's "wabbits".
Always wanted to name my band "Skwoodwivuh".
Since this thread went beyond silliness long long ago, I hope it's ok for me to make this joke here:
So - who won the "*** China thread closure" betting pool?
(I got the last post in before it locked, didn't mean to, hope I didn't do anything too evil in there, was trying to do good.)
So - who won the "*** China thread closure" betting pool?
(I got the last post in before it locked, didn't mean to, hope I didn't do anything too evil in there, was trying to do good.)
Every time Charlie comes up for parole it's the funniest thing on TV. Which doesnt say much for TV.......
Every time Charlie comes up for parole it's the funniest thing on TV. Which doesnt say much for TV.......
Yikes. Though hard to say which of the two is scarier:
He's getting married, he still won't be allowed conjugal visits though. Then again I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months
Every time Charlie comes up for parole it's the funniest thing on TV. Which doesnt say much for TV.......
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