Bassist Digs

[skwee]

Having lived through so many of these as a singer: "How many tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Thought I'd kick off a thread of digs or light insults about bass players. This one courtesy of brightside.me:

The answer to the above joke is: "One. He holds the lightbulb in the socket and the entire world revolves around him."

 

[ONYX]

 

[Holdsg]

I heard this at a blues jam:

How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb.
None, the keys player can just do it with his left hand.

(ouch)

 

[skwee]

I heard this at a blues jam:

How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb.
None, the keys player can just do it with his left hand.

(ouch)

That one could be "doesn't matter, the piano player will keep stepping on the bass player's hands all night anyway".

 

[Jimmy4string]

 

[rodv66]

Why did the bass player cross the road?

Don't know, but I bet it wasn't to buy a new set of bass string

 

[bassestkkm]

Ohh good its nap time. The bass solo is here.

 

[bassestkkm]

What do you call two upright bassists playing in unison?
"What?"
A minor second

 

[dbase]

 

[devnulljp]