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Be Prepared!

Had an unusual situation last night.

I've been hosting a blues jam with a guitarist for about 20 years, we've also been in bands together. At the jam I only sing harmonies most of the time, if I do a dozen vocal leads a year that's a lot. The guitarist is one of those guys who is an encyclopedia of blues tunes and will pull out a song almost every week that I've never played before...pretty good trick after 20 years of playing with him.

Last night I show up to find that he's sick and lost his voice, so I have to sing instead :wideyed: That includes not only the host band set but being ready to sing all night if no other singers show up.

Now, let me mention that I am a "vocalist of last resort" meaning I'm willing to sing if noone else is but I don't consider myself good enough to be lead vocalist for a band.

From the very first song, the guitarist tells me to sing stuff that we do every week, that is all songs that he sings. I suggested songs that I actually know but he nixed them. So before every song I have to ask him to tell me the first line of the first two verses are and I was able to fake my way through three sets. Almost all of them were songs I had never sung before. It's amazing how even after playing songs for decades you find you don't really know the words enough to sing them :woot:

So what's the point of this post? It's to remind everyone that you should always be prepared for anything at a gig. The guitarist could have let me know earlier in the day so I would have time to jot down lyrics and try singing along to some records before arriving, but he didn't. Maybe he didn't know his voice would be gone until it was too late. So I sang his repertoire and made it through the night without anyone dying. We got paid, I got compliments on my singing (all lies of course) and it gave me the incentive to put some more work into my singing.

P.S. I alternate the jam every other week with another bassist who doesn't sing at all. He came by to play a set and I told him it was a good thing it was my week on and not his :roflmao:
 
That's ok at a jam, but being surprised like that at a gig would be a bad thing. I love to play and sing together, but if I haven't worked out how the vocal and bass lines intertwine beforehand (mostly rhythmically), no chance I'm going to be able to sing and play properly at the same time. I envy folks who have that gift, but I sure don't.
 
That's ok at a jam, but being surprised like that at a gig would be a bad thing.

Well hosting a jam is a gig just lower pressure.

I recall a gig I played back in the 80s where our keyboardist was projectile vomiting :vomit: so couldn't make it. Our guitarist handled all the signature keyboard parts when needed (piano intros to ballads, etc.). I was impressed not only with his perfect memory for the parts but his ability to play them on guitar without working them out in advance.
 
From the very first song, the guitarist tells me to sing stuff that we do every week, that is all songs that he sings. I suggested songs that I actually know but he nixed them.

Whoa here. As far as I'm concerned, this is the ultimate example of not cool. You don't EVER put someone on the spot to sing and then nix their choices of songs. They're the ones who have to carry it. He's been throwing songs at you that you didn't know when he was in the front man chair. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I would be majorly pissed.
 
I recall reading an interview with Gene Simmons, where he said there was a night that Paul Stanley had lost his voice, or was sick or for what ever reason could not sing, and Gene told him he would take over singing Pauls songs. Then proceeded to completely butcher them by forgeting the lyrics and such all night.
 
That's ok at a jam, but being surprised like that at a gig would be a bad thing. I love to play and sing together, but if I haven't worked out how the vocal and bass lines intertwine beforehand (mostly rhythmically), no chance I'm going to be able to sing and play properly at the same time. I envy folks who have that gift, but I sure don't.
Same here. I can do it on the spot with only the VERY most basic of songs.
 
^^^^
Try playing "Get Ready" by The Temptations and singing the lead line at the same time. Hummuna Hummuna Hummuna.



The Rare Earth version's cadence makes it a little easier for some reason, to me anyhoo.



Seriously... try it. It's fun as a Rubik's Cube. :)

I played with an office mate's Rubik's Cube years ago when I shouldn't have. I couldn't get it back to the starting position, so I cheated - I peeled off the little colored stickers and moved them around until it was "right". Probably messed it all up.
 
That situation is not a matter of being prepared. If you're going to learn all the vocals just for the possibility that one night out of twenty years the singer lost his voice, you might as well learn all the guitar parts in case he breaks his wrist, or invent a doodad that allows you to remotely operate the drummer's hi-hat in case his footpedal breaks, or buy a small mixer in case you suddenly have to manage house sound while playing.

This situation was salvaged because you're clearly a talented musician, mentally able to cope with unexpected setbacks, and also lucky.

I also second hrodbert's comment about how nixing your song choices was a class-A jerk move.
 
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Whoa here. As far as I'm concerned, this is the ultimate example of not cool. You don't EVER put someone on the spot to sing and then nix their choices of songs. They're the ones who have to carry it. He's been throwing songs at you that you didn't know when he was in the front man chair. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. I would be majorly pissed.
+1

I'm always surprised by what people let themselves be bullied into doing. I would have just said 'No, if I'm singing, I'm picking the songs.'
 
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So I have had this happen to me twice in my "career":

Arrive at gig. Supposed to be 4 acts of original metal/hardcore etc. Bass player for band X does not show up. the guys in the band ask me to play with them. Play their originals....that I had not ever heard. The reigning train of thought is "Dude. It's easy. It's just bass. You are good. Do it" Both times it happened to me, it was for a power-metal/thrash metal style group....lots of riffs and stopping and starting....I remember the guitarist for one of the band saying "dude, just look at the names of the songs on the set list...you will know what to do"

in hind sight, it was actually pretty fun, and a GREAT test of my musical and stylistic instincts. On stage, it was pretty much me glued to the guitarists hands when they weren't jumping around or whatever, and the drummers feet. I would say that both times went off with an 80% "accuracy" record. The bands and crowd were happy, so I guess that is cool, and I got saked to be the permanent bassist in either band, but could not commit the time to doing that.